Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden. However, no matter what she did, she couldn't get her tomatoes to ripen. Admiring her neighbor's garden, which had beautiful bright red tomatoes, she went one day and inquired of him his secret.
"It's really simple," the old man explained. "Twice each day, in the morning and in the evening, I expose myself in front of the tomatoes and they turn red with embarrassment."
Desperate for the perfect garden, she tried his advice and proceeded to expose herself to her plants twice daily.
Two weeks passed and her neighbor stopped by to check on her progress. "So," he asked, "any luck with your tomatoes?"
"No," she replied excitedly, "but you should see the size of my cucumbers!"
2006-08-19 15:51:58 · 64 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This one was a real killer yes i did laughed reading it and colleagues are scaring me and i can see that u r getting much apreciation for this particular joke. thanks foe clearing bit of my bad mood. Keep running the show
2006-08-20 01:32:43 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a tenner if I ever saw one!!!
Thanks for the good laugh!
I will make sure that I shave the cucumbers before I eat them!!
2006-08-20 00:14:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny TY for the laugh
2006-08-19 16:07:36 · answer #3 · answered by bigbyone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahah funny
2006-08-19 15:56:23 · answer #4 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL. I find it mildly amusing.
This could be due to my affinity for finding EVERYTHING mildly amusing.
on a scale of 1 to 5... 5 being funniest... i rate it a 2.3, for its slight innuendo.
2006-08-19 15:57:32 · answer #5 · answered by Mandy M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a "heh..." kind of funny. Not really a laugh out loud kinda funny. But hey, humor is subjective.
2006-08-19 15:56:47 · answer #6 · answered by mysticalmochamuffin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah it made me giggle and I think I might have even heard it before but forgot.
2006-08-19 16:00:52 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny as hell, you will have me laughing all night. I'm gonna e-mail this joke to a friend.
2006-08-19 15:57:30 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
How else do you suppose that my watermellon got big enough for me to ride in it?
2006-08-22 18:23:27 · answer #9 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its been awhile since I have heard that!! Sooooooooo thanx for sharing as I needed that laugh!!!!!!
2006-08-19 15:57:27 · answer #10 · answered by mustanglady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋