A joke for all you women, God bless you! I'm a man and loved the truthfulness of it What do you think?

Question

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in
>their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers
>strewn all around the front yard.
>The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and
>there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even
>bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw
>rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly
>blaring on a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys
>and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink,
>breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide,
>dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and
>a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
>He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of
>clothes, looking for his wife He was worried she might be ill, or that
>something serious had happened He was met with a small trickle of water as
>it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he
>found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of
>toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror
>and walls.
>As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed
>in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and
>asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What
>happened here today?" She again smiled and answered, "You know every day
>when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world did I do
>today?" "Yes," was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I
>didn't do it."

Answer 1

YEAH!!I've got 6 kids.My hubby works full time.But we all know who's hours are longer. woohoo pass the wine!

Answer 2

Yes, I see the humor in it totally...I can relate even better...my ex husband used to think that groceries for a family of 4 (One teenage football boy, and one 3 year old plus us) should cost no more than $25 per week! And, I noticed that whenever he said he was going to bed, that's exactly what he did. Whereas when I said I was going to bed, I would put one more load of clothes in the dryer, and one in the wash, put the dishes away, pick up the kids' toys, shoes, etc, get things ready for the am, and then about an hour and a half later, I would finally get to bed....it was always the same....go figure...

Answer 3

Nice.
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Answer 4

Yes, Sir. It's that way most days when the chaps are young. Makes you appreciate the trials and labors of Motherhood, hmm?
LOL.
Have a nice Sunday.

Answer 5

I love it.A homemakers job is priceless

Answer 6

lol...i should do that sometime...thanks for the chuckle!

Answer 7

lol....well at last...now we all know what goes into our day!

Answer 8

hmmmmmm,maybe i should do that sometime!