("Apple" or "Fruit"?, must be "Apple" because God hates Gays.)
2006-08-19 14:38:59 · 18 answers · asked by Nerdly Stud 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
haha fart with the atom ...
2006-08-19 14:39:21 · update #1
God wants you to fart on as many atoms as possible.
2006-08-19 14:42:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi i cut up alot ok ! i say i farted on the computer cutting up teenagers and in town passing out tracts . but this not nice very ugly.
u need jesus chruist to save u forgive u of your sins.
think about it where will you spend eternity u spend it in heaven or hell? life is short death is so close by and as it is appointed unto men once to die but after this the judgement hebrews 9-27 al men have an appointment with mr. death . after all we all will face god in judgement can you see yourself a sinner ? for all have sinned come short of the glory of god romans 3-23 can you see that jesus chriast died for your sin ? but god commendeth his love towars us in that while we were yet sinners , christ died for us romans 5-8
can you see how to be saved for whosever shall call upon the name of the lord shalllbe saved romans 10-13 luke 13-3 i tell you nay but except ye repent ye shall all likewise perish . jesus loves u died for u on the cross turn to jesus today repent revelation 20-15 for whosever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire. satan hates u wants u to spend eternity in hell . please ask jesus saved soon
2006-08-19 22:01:35 · answer #2 · answered by Rodney C 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Don't play with God
2006-08-19 21:42:58 · answer #3 · answered by boy_jam_arch 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Try making sense, Studley.
2006-08-19 21:42:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi,
I think you need some serious therapy. Your random thoughts, which become bizarre qustions, show that you are a whack-job.
2006-08-24 12:21:38 · answer #5 · answered by Merrilly C 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get a life.
2006-08-19 21:43:13 · answer #6 · answered by tina m 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's okay - modern science proves it. Theologists agree.
2006-08-19 21:45:48 · answer #7 · answered by Uros I 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do you actually have the copacity to think before you write?
2006-08-19 21:43:39 · answer #8 · answered by firechap20 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
THIS IS NOTHING TO JOKE ABOUT! READ THE BIBLE & IT STATE'S MAN WILL BE DESTROYED BY FIRE. OH BY THE WAY! GOD HATES NO ONE. YOU MAKE YOUR BED! THIS IS WHY GOD GAVE US FREE WILL.IT'S UP TO YOU.!WE ALL SHOULD NUMBER OUR DAYS,THAT WE MAY APPLY OUR HEARTS UNTO WISDOM,
2006-08-19 21:49:26 · answer #9 · answered by mypuppybooboo 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Could you be more explicit?
2006-08-19 21:43:32 · answer #10 · answered by butch 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋