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I ate 30 tacos grande and now my butthole seams to itch ...I dont know why but I have the urge to smell my fingers after i scratch my butthole ..how can i quit this bad habbit???

2006-08-19 13:57:06 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Immigration

27 answers

lol ha ha hmm is that a joke lolif so its a funni one lol,r u sure ur not turnin into a monkey cuz they lyk to do that lol if ur buthole itches and u sniff ur fingers after u scratch it and then u lick it then u must be turnin into a monkey j/k lol

2006-08-19 14:10:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Maybe because your too fat to reach around and wash the **** out of your ***.. Try using a hockey stick and a Brillo pad to reach around that Fu cking enormous girth. Oh and Don't wear tight synthetic material. It makes you perspire and the moisture stays in the rolls, and starts to stink. Not to mention you looking like an orange beach ball with arms.

2006-08-19 23:20:29 · answer #2 · answered by Shawn S 3 · 0 0

Look at it this way: eating 30 tacos transformed you into a model on the beach (you answered you own question as a model); what type of buttlemia are you into?

2006-08-19 22:33:02 · answer #3 · answered by ~^~^~^~^ 3 · 0 0

get the taco vendor to do the scratch thing for you, you spend so much on food they should be glade to go the extra mile for you.

2006-08-19 21:11:49 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Your right you have a problem .I think more than one as i see it.You are wanting attention and need to loose alot of weight before it kills you.You also need a education would not hurt you so you don't have to look for attention

2006-08-19 22:52:35 · answer #5 · answered by Michael M 1 · 0 0

I have a great solution. Bend over with your head between you legs and lick your butt. That'll make it feel better. You are truly disgusting.

2006-08-19 21:03:09 · answer #6 · answered by Our Turn 2 · 1 0

That's not your butthole! That's your MOUTH!

2006-08-19 21:40:04 · answer #7 · answered by volleyballchick (cowards block) 7 · 1 0

Girl, stop it! Stop eating 30 tacos! And your finger problem will stop!

2006-08-19 22:13:41 · answer #8 · answered by LaContessa 4 · 0 2

Blame George Bush, I do.

2006-08-19 21:04:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I liked you made in America name better. It describes you a lot more of who you are.

2006-08-19 21:18:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

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