Christians, will you give me everything you own?

Question

I'm asking you to give me everything you own. Jesus says in Matthew 5:42:

"Give to him who asks you, and don't turn away him who desires to borrow from you."

So, I'm asking...so you have to give. Just throw everything you own into a river or ocean, and I trust that Jesus will bring it to me. Thank you. God bless.

NOTE: If you don't do what I ask, you have proven that you are not a real Christian, and Jesus will tell you what he says in Matthew 7:21-23:

21) Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
22) Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23) And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

OH THAT'S RIGHT I JUST OWNED YOU. GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU OWN RIGHT NOW. THANKS.

Okay, I read all your comments, and I still owned you all.

Jesus doesn't say anything about all that other crap you listed. Jesus says give to him to asks, and that's all he says. I asked, now you have to give. Stop crying about it and trying to get around it. Stop telling me what Paul says about working for food. Paul isn't Jesus Christ. You do what Jesus says first, you heathens. You're all going to hell if you don't give me all your possessions.

Answer 1

I highly doubt anyone will, but good job finding a paradoxial enigma in Christianity.

Answer 2

Proverbs says alot about you, one comes to mind in Proverbs 15:2 --- The tongue of the wise makes knowledge acceptable But the mouth of fools spouts folly."
It also says in Proverbs 13:22 that " A good man leaves an inheritance to his children's children, and the wealth of the sinner is stored up for the righteous."
So according to this verse it sounds like you need to send me all your money. Don't throw it in the ocean, just give it to the poor, that will do.

Answer 3

Wow dude, I'll convert if I can download all I own to you! It's going to be great being out from under, my Good God what I owe..... I mean what I owe to you for being so helpful. Now I'm going to have you to get you to sign a few things; don't bother reading them it's pretty standard stuff; and then it's all yours! Under no circumstance involve a lawyer! They are the devils right hand, or so a Christian told me once and seeing as I'm converting to make this happen I best be a listening to them folk. Very kind of you indeed.

Answer 4

The Bible also says
I Thessalonians 4- 11-12

"And that ye study to be quiet, and to do your own business, and to work with your own hands, as we commanded you;

That ye may walk honestly toward them that are without, and that ye may have lack of nothing."

Another words if YOU want to be a true Christian you must work for what you want and or need not expect to get it off of the back of the working man because you could not honestly say that you deserved it.

Answer 5

Oh, OK. Ummm, would it be alright with you if I give everthing I own to Joyce Meyer & Benny Hinn, in trust -- just for a little while? Then they can funnel it all to you from out of the goodness of their hearts.

Answer 6

Sorry there are many verses. To often there are those who take it out of text.

It also says that if there is a man among you who will not work, we should also let him die! Lazy people should die according to scripture.

If a man is in need, Yes, we are to help if we can!

Answer 7

ALL THE CHRISTIANS IN HERE ARE FULL OF CRAP.

Jesus does not make any qualifications about you needing to be "led by the Holy Spirit," nor does he say anything about giving to your brothers and sisters, nor does he say anything about giving wisely, nor does he say anything about only giving to people in need.

HE SAYS GIVE. PERIOD. NO QUALIFIERS ARE LISTED OTHER THAN THAT A PERSON HAS TO ASK YOU.

NANIPMS ASKED YOU. YOU _HAVE_TO GIVE. END OF DISCUSSION.

Answer 8

The Bible also says be meak as lambs and shrewed as serpents
and Do not cast perls before swine.

Here endeth the lesson

Answer 9

We are to give to people in need.
If you have a computer I don't think that you're too needy. Well at least not in the material sense.

Answer 10

You left out another important verse.

Pray for forgiveness, you shall be forgiven.

Now..Hot rod. I ain't given you nothing. I'll pray for forgiveness and be forgiven. :)

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

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