I mean, come on...I can at least do that, right? I really love Jesus. Like, REALLY love him...you know.
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I WANT YOU INSIDE ME NOW, JESUS!
2006-08-19 12:41:44 · 49 answers · asked by Señor Badass 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well I think you are getting the reactions you wanted. I think you need to grow up. But I do hope you make it to Heaven.
2006-08-19 13:04:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I'm guessing, thinking like that won't get you into Heaven in the first place so having sex with Jesus, I don't think, will ever be an issue for you. Getting screwed by the Devil, if he even exists, should be a little more of your concern. Perhaps you'll be one of the 77 virgins that suicide bombers get when they get to Heaven??? I'm guessing that no woman has ever touched you? Having sex with Jesus is about as ridiculous as expecting 77 virgins as a reward for killing yourself. Maybe if more people worked on making the world we live in NOW a better place, people like you wouldn't ask so clearly a sarcastic question as the one you did and maybe if you put the same energy toward that goal instead of attempting to get people upset while failing so miserably at being funny, we could have a little Heaven on Earth and good sex for all those who want it.
2006-08-19 13:03:30 · answer #2 · answered by Captain Obvious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are allowing your humanness to seriously override your spirituality, Sweetness...take the proverbial chill pill or at least a cold shower...
Hate to inform you, and the rest, that sex as you know it here is not available in spirit reality...however...fret not...because what we can do with each other is called a "merge"...it is the ultimate joining of two entities...fully & fulfillingly...you share everything--lives, knowledge, feelings--everything, in a moment of pure love...you don't need to proclaim a perminency or further relationship to do this...it is a common desire...simply love more fully expressed...and probably one Jesus' spirit Self indulges in as well...
2006-08-19 12:53:51 · answer #3 · answered by MsET 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I to have thought about that question, but think about it. He hung around a lot of guys and such. Still I don't think you can, he'd be to busy praising the word of God and everything. As a conclusion, you can NOT have sex with Jesus. You'd have to be a woman and marry him first.
2006-08-19 12:50:35 · answer #4 · answered by roseyroses14 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Moral and ethical implications of this issue aside, there's no sex in heaven. It says so in like three of the gospels.
2006-08-19 13:06:08 · answer #5 · answered by Isis-sama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if you're just doing this for attention or what. It's obviously worked but your gonna pay a price. Are you trying to show everyone what a rebel you are, huh? You're not that impressive. You better be careful what you say.
2006-08-19 13:07:31 · answer #6 · answered by nikki sixx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if this question is any indication of how Satan has you totally in His control.......you have probably already committed the unpardonable sin. So get what you can out of this short life.......you have nothing to look forward to but everlasting separation, darkness, despair, and torment. Laugh now.....it will be the Righteous who have the last laugh!!
2006-08-19 12:52:44 · answer #7 · answered by KEITH W. N 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
try a religious retreat.
That ref to that TV commercial will get you an extra year in hell
AND
Jesus would never have SEX
remember Mary? Would you have him cheat?
specially with U
Be joyous if he touches you! you will be healed.
2006-08-19 12:53:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
To laugh right now is to look for tears. For there are things which you do not laugh at without finding something to cry about.
2006-08-19 12:50:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get a life. there is much more to life than just sex. Only a slut wants that all the time with anything that moves.
2006-08-19 12:50:50 · answer #10 · answered by ramall1to 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋