According to the "burning bush" that was shown to me by the "higher power". The Christian Armageddon is near! Do you think Bob, Bill, and my beloved Clancy would forgive me if I went on one last drunk? Just one before Jesus comes and takes me to the big AA meeting in the sky? Oh Jesus, save me! Take me home! Take me home NOW!
Baaarrrrrrfffffff!!!
2006-08-19 12:23:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If it is, I ain't going.
But how could it be? In heaven there would be no backbiting, veiled threats, judgmental tirades, and they couldn't use the fear of death to keep you "coming back".
2006-08-20 07:11:32 · answer #1 · answered by raysny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were sincere and saw your need for a Savior; yes! I have no idea who Bob, Bill and Clancy are but their forgiveness does not get you into heaven. The thief on the cross expressed his belief in Christ when he asked Jesus to remember him when he came into his kingdom. Jesus responded that today he would be in paradise with him.
2006-08-19 12:36:00 · answer #2 · answered by parepidemos_00 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the respond is easy. It on no account concerns what you probably did. Love and charm would desire to be a 'remarkable now' ingredient. Take intercourse case in point. men cheat and divorce over intercourse via fact remarkable now their want isn't being met. women human beings are incredibly undesirable at coping with 'remarkable now'. They 'used' to look sturdy yet enable themselves to learn 50 lbs... charm is a 'remarkable now' ingredient. could human beings divorce? probable no longer... however the actual wrongdoer is that human beings end being what replaced into appealing to the different individual. it rather is like a job. in case you have been a super worker for 5 years, yet this final 5 months you enable your overall performance pass, you will get fired. you frequently could be doing all your terrific. in case you do no longer you're out the door. Marriage is not any diverse. in case you get rid of the preliminary reason for charm, then you certainly get rid of the charm. as quickly as the charm is long gone, you're no longer something greater beneficial than an stressful concern.
2016-09-29 11:10:39 · answer #3 · answered by alisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG Get drunk! If you are thinking about Heaven and AA, you need a good buzz.
2006-08-19 12:30:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if u think heaven is a big aa meeting read the bible
2006-08-19 12:29:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many in heaven have never have used drugs or alcohol.It will be a place of love, perfection and fulfillment.
2006-08-19 12:37:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope not, my home group's chairs are cold and hard. I'd hate to sit on those for all eternity.
2006-08-20 17:09:05 · answer #7 · answered by rkalch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Take me home, country roads."
That was John Denver, not Jesus.
If it is an AA thing, it will be BYOB.
2006-08-19 12:28:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont go to aa so i wouldnt know
2006-08-19 12:29:05 · answer #9 · answered by Red Sawx ® 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhh....but the Christian bible says that no one will know exactly when it comes....
2006-08-19 12:29:51 · answer #10 · answered by dietcokeani 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋