What is a good therapist around the Minneapolis area?

Question

I have decided everyone wouldnt get pissed off by every little thing i say or do if i went to therapy! I dont know haw to find it myself.

Plus i have come to belive that: therapists dont call you spoiled, they understand what psycos are out there, and the usually dont tell people stuff!


I DONT CARE ANYMORE! PEOPLE HAVE CALLED ME A PSYCO TO MY FACE! I THINK A THERAPIST WOULD ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND ME!

Answer 1

As a retired mental health professional with 20+ years of experience, let me instruct you here.
Therapists have a different definition of "psycho" than you do, most likely. We are required to go by the definition provided in the American Psychiatric Association's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual (DSM), in whichever newest version they're using(e.g. IV, IV-R, V, V-R; "R" meaning Revised). That being said, whether you are psychotic or just a spoiled brat will be one of our ascertations, and then a diagnosis will follow. If I, as a practicing psychotherapist, thought you were just a spoiled brat, count on hearing those exact words from me, and not in a humble or "clinical manner". I believe in being emphatic so my client can hear me, and a spoiled brat needs to be spoken to in no uncertain terms. We call it "therapeutic" for our client. And therapists don't always understand everything. We just consistently act like we do. It fools most of our clients most of the time. And as to whether we tell anybody anything, well, your partially right, but the first time a subpoena or court order for our records and testimony comes across our desk, we spill the beans. We ain't gonna spend time in jail for no spoiled brat, or psychotic individual. Just thought you'd wanna know. Of course, we may do things a little rougher down here in Texas, but I don't think so. God Bless you.

Answer 2

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