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Ummm, no.

2006-08-19 11:44:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

if you farted a lot I'd probably think you has a loose rectum and were really into anal sex. I may not try to kiss you at the end of the night but I may ask if I could put it in your butt

also, how do you fart A LOT? your colon can only produce so much gas....

btw, medical science has proven women produce less gas than men, but it is more concentrated. so the smell level is about the same

2006-08-19 11:47:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no. i try my best to hold back a fart on a date, even if i don't like the guy. it's rude and gross. you can tell him something you ate has upset your stomach and can he please excuse you your're going to be sick. then go to the bathroom. stay in there at least 5 minutes. smear your eye make-up a little with some water and paper towels. then walk out holding your tummy and ask him can he please take you home. i guarantee he won't ask for a kiss.

2006-08-19 11:46:12 · answer #3 · answered by ŧťŠ4 · 0 0

Another boy pretending to be a chick on the internet.
Try to make some friends in school this year.

2006-08-19 11:44:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, but it sounds like a good plan, with the exception of my b/f, he'd still kiss me anyways. lol

2006-08-19 11:44:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah I do it all of the time, but I found garlic and onions do the same thing.

2006-08-19 15:27:05 · answer #6 · answered by Go Cats 3 · 0 0

I'd rather just say no if he did try to kiss me. At least my manners would be intact.

2006-08-19 11:44:56 · answer #7 · answered by ironica7 4 · 1 0

You have a dirty whorish mouth and I would like to punch you in the ovaries.

2006-08-19 11:43:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

no... farting is legit after 5 months

2006-08-19 11:45:23 · answer #9 · answered by Sid A 2 · 0 0

I bet you get lots of 2nd dates

LOL

2006-08-19 11:46:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, ladies don't do that. They just avoid the kiss.

Curious-Did it work?

2006-08-19 12:01:23 · answer #11 · answered by babygirl000000 3 · 0 0

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