...........if I grabbed your laptop and a can of Cola from your house?
2006-08-19 11:38:58 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
get mad
2006-08-19 11:43:01 · answer #1 · answered by fireguy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i would sit and watch as u get past my 3 dogs a 8 year old x, a 2 year old German Shepperd and a 7 month old Maltese x cavalier and if u get past them i will still sit and watch u find the laptop and if u find it i will pay u $5000 as i dont own one then i will wait for u 2 get the cola then ask u can i have some and then see if u can get bak out past the dogs and if u do i will ask u 2 leave your name and address so the cops can find u.
2006-08-19 12:17:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd offer you the can of Coke, because I always have way to much coke around anyway. As far as a laptop goes, I'd hack into my own laptop and change the security settings so that I could still use my laptop features from another computer and YOU couldn't use the laptop at all!
2006-08-19 11:43:38 · answer #3 · answered by Misscheerios2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id chase you down get both the laptop and the cola back and drink the cola while walking back to my room.
2006-08-19 11:42:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u can keep tha cola but give me back my laptop. i can always buy another soda and laptop but laptops r 2 expensive. if i said u can use it and have a cola then go ahead do what u please just dont mess up my lap top.
2006-08-19 13:14:07 · answer #5 · answered by Copy Cat Grl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FIRST i would scream a rather loud insult about ur mother...i would then take a spoon and and a pickle and make a pickle holder that i would then proceed to throw at u...when the pickle touches ur skin it will burn because i would have marinaded that pickle in acid...when ur skin starts to melt u will notice a a brown tint to ur blood that will be because there will be raw poop floating in ur bloodstream...since there will be poop in ur bloodstream u will die and smell horrible...i will then stand on ur dead body and yell at you...i will plant poop in ur hand so people will think it was suicide...later i will realize i never had a laptop or coke because i dont drink coke...and i will also realize how dumb that question was.....thx for letting me entertain u!!!
2006-08-19 11:52:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well..I dont mind about the Coke.
Well if you took my laptop and ran out of my hosue..
I'd probably laugh really hard...
because..
the joke would be on you...
My laptop is a peice of junk and doesnt even work anymore
Which is why I'm on the other computer right now.
2006-08-19 11:44:24 · answer #7 · answered by .: The Girl Next Door:. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ummmm!
U can't get the laptop, U don't know where it is & U won't find a can of Cola.
I'd B kicking U outta of the house about now!
2006-08-19 12:02:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd see the blank spot where my laptop was, take off my glasses and rub the lenses, realize I don't have glasses, look again, scream uncontrollably and send an FBI agent, a rubber duck, and a bag if Fritos after you!
2006-08-19 12:22:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be having target practice all over you with my .357 Magnum as you ran down my long driveway in the woods. And then I'd call the Highway Patrolman who lives across the highway from me, just in case you got that far. God Bless you.
2006-08-19 11:51:25 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask u to replace the cola
2006-08-19 12:12:04 · answer #11 · answered by asdfghjkl; 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋