Ever get caught by border guards or police with something up your rectum? How do you act surprised?

Question

What if they find something that isnt illegal? Do they hafta put it back?

Answer 1

you say " how the hell did THAT get there??? "
and look completely dumbfounded.

seems to work for me.

Answer 2

omg so thats wat he was doing to me last night it was never that big before...how whould they find something that wasnt illegal in you anus pretty much every thing has a smell if they smell it on you its there somewhere or you know where it is ans they will berade you until you disclose what you know...they would return it to you but i doubt they would put it back unless it was a supppository...?