Joke: Mother in Law
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A woman had 3 girls. One day she decides to test her sons-in-law. She invites the first one for a stroll by the lakeshore, purposely falls in and pretends to be drowning. Without any hesitation, the son-in-law jumps in and saves her.
The next morning, he finds a brand new Toyota car in his driveway with this message on the windshield…
“Thank you!
Your mother-in-law who loves you!
A few days later, the lady does the same thing with the second son-in-law. He jumps in the water and saves her also. She offers him a new Honda car with the same message on the windshield…
Thank you!
Your mother-in-law who loves you!
A few days later, she does the same thing again with the third son-in-law. While she is drowning, the son-in-law looks at her without moving an inch and thinks:
”Finaly! It’s about time that this old witch dies!
The next morning, he receives a brand new Ferrari car with this message…
THANK YOU!
Your father-in-law.
2006-08-19 10:48:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good.
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2006-08-19 16:52:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
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Joke: Mother in Law
Filed under: Jokes — admin @ 11:41 am
A woman had 3 girls. One day she decides to test her sons-in-law. She invites the first one for a stroll by the lakeshore, purposely falls in and pretends to be drowning. Without any hesitation, the son-in-law jumps in and saves her.
The next morning, he finds a brand new Toyota car in his driveway with this message on the windshield…
“Thank you!
Your mother-in-law who loves you!
A few days later, the lady does the same thing with the second son-in-law. He jumps in the water and saves her also. She offers him a new Honda car with the same message on the windshield…
Thank you!
Your mother-in-law who loves you!
A few days later, she does the same thing again with the third son-in-law. While she is drowning, the son-in-law looks at her without moving an inch and thinks:
”Finaly! It’s about time that this old witch dies!
The next morning, he receives a brand new Ferrari car with this message…
THANK YOU!
Your father-in-law.
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2006-08-19 10:57:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nicely sturdy i've got been given a intercourse shaggy dog tale for you desire you like it :) on listening to that her grandad had in basic terms died kate went and visited her nan to convenience her while she asked how he died her nan replyed via sayin that he had had a heart attack at the same time as makin love 2 her kate stated that it replaced into stupid that 2 old human beings the place havin intercourse because it replaced into askin for difficulty her nan replyed via sayin that they used to do it to the slow p.c.. of the church bells because it replaced into in basic terms the final velocity she then wiped a tear from her eye and carryed on via sayin''if that dahmed ice cream van hadnt come alongside he might nevertheless be alive right this moment'' :) xxx
2016-09-29 11:06:38 · answer #3 · answered by elidia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like something OJ would laugh at.
2006-08-19 10:55:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Funny.
2006-08-19 10:56:20 · answer #5 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really, really good! I told it to my dad and he cracked up! Extremely funny. (I hope you know some more like that! :)
2006-08-19 11:02:10 · answer #6 · answered by Bina-Bina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh! Now, that's just wrong.
LOL. Funny, though. LOL.
2006-08-19 14:11:32 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-19 12:18:34 · answer #8 · answered by asdfghjkl; 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one...
2006-08-19 10:56:55 · answer #9 · answered by CLM 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny :-)
2006-08-19 10:55:17 · answer #10 · answered by joanna_m2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋