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2006-08-19 10:41:52 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Well none of you guys can because i am God. Yep thats right.

2006-08-19 10:53:51 · update #1

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i wish i could be in his shoes for a couple hours.

2006-08-19 10:49:55 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Carlino 4 · 1 1

You are the AntiChrist but you are not God.

"antiChrist" was found 5 times in 4 verses in the New Testament.

1 John 2:18 - Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time.

1 John 2:22 - Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.

1 John 4:3 - And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world.

2 John 1:7 - For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist.

2006-08-19 10:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by deacon 6 · 0 0

Think I want the stress of keeping the entire universe together and operating to perfection? Sorry, got enough stress in my life. I couldn't even come close to doing a better job. Believing that us mere humans could handle the God job would be like an ant trying to develop, build and operate the most sophisticated computer system. God is the only one capable of the job, to think otherwise is folly.

2006-08-19 10:53:26 · answer #3 · answered by BrotherMichael 6 · 0 0

through his love.... On being jealous: Midrash, Rachel spoke formerly God: "If I, a trifling mortal, became prepared now to not humiliate my sister and became prepared to take a rival into my living house, how could You, the eternal, compassionate God, be jealous of idols, that haven't any actual existence, that were presented into your position (the Temple in Jerusalem)? Will You reason my toddlers to be exiled in this account?" God familiar her plea and promised that, finally, the exile would end and the Jews would go back to their land.[d3d944682a44259755d38e6d163e820d3d944682a44259755d38e6d163e820] so a ways as something else i am going to leave it to you in searching solutions.

2016-11-30 20:19:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wacko,you're right1 Everyone knows in their heart of hearts that GOD exists and they have a oneness with him.ROMANS 1:19&20 also Ephesians 4-6. I LOVE you GOD.

2006-08-19 11:51:21 · answer #5 · answered by Weldon 5 · 0 0

Well... many people say that all humans are (little 'g') gods because in the Bible God tells us that as His children we are royalty... as God is King ans humans his children, then we are princes and princesses... and because He is God (with a big 'G') we are therefore gods (with little 'g' s). Some agree with this notion, other don't.
~God bless

2006-08-19 10:52:49 · answer #6 · answered by Girl 4 God 3 · 0 0

Never... I would make a poor god... I am glad though to serve the one and true God, and the Lord Jesus Christ. He is a great God.

2006-08-19 10:54:26 · answer #7 · answered by Heatmizer 5 · 0 0

No.

Who would want to be responsible for all these lunatics on the earth?

Or, have windbags claiming they spoke for you?

I'll settle for being my own God. I don't need others to worship me or patronize me.

2006-08-19 10:57:19 · answer #8 · answered by Left the building 7 · 1 0

When I was younger and more impetuous and less wise. Now I am convinced that it's a good thing that He is God and I'm not.

2006-08-19 10:49:53 · answer #9 · answered by Makemeaspark 7 · 2 0

Thats a low blow. Blasphemy should not be in poor taste. Don't mock mankind in such a tackless way.

Jesus wept

2006-08-19 11:16:53 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0 1

wacko! (I love Wacko Warner!)


Anyhoo... No, I better not wish such things because if a renegade genie is around and just happens to grant my wish...

You're all screwed! cep't you wacko! You're good!

2006-08-19 10:49:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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