2006-08-19 10:36:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Ha ha, I laugh just remembering this one! I killed my parents and siblings with a knife whilst sleepwalking! Oh crikey, did I feel like a fool the next morning!
2006-08-19 11:10:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't ever recall being embarrassed, unless you count (and I guess I do) someone yelling profanities at you so loud the neighbours can here, but that's not funny. Sorry.
2006-08-19 10:48:12 · answer #2 · answered by doesitmatter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
>>The Cremated Husband
>>
>>Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought
>>his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him
>>
>>out on the Patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the
>>ashes, she started talking to him....
>>"Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it
>>with the insurance money!"
>> She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then
>>said, "Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also
>>bought it
>> with the insurance money!"
>>Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers
>>in the ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me?
>>Bought it too, with the insurance money!"
>>Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Herman,
>>remember that bl** job I promised you?"
>>Here it comes...........
2006-08-19 11:22:02 · answer #3 · answered by ronald.francis57@btinternet.com 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I got a new last week me and my girlfriend were and her house and her little sister was there and she walk in on us when my girl was on top on me I don't know if it was more embassing for her or us LOL
2006-08-19 10:57:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about a joke, what do you call a dog with no hind legs and brass balls?
sparky
2006-08-19 10:42:05 · answer #5 · answered by mixershaun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH it's very embarrassing to even mention it.
2006-08-21 05:38:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not telling, its too embarrassing
2006-08-19 10:41:45 · answer #7 · answered by mightymight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry if it sounds rude but none of your businesss***************
2006-08-23 04:53:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋