An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her Husband’s sex drive.
‘What about trying Viagra?’ asks the doctor.
Not a chance’ says Mrs. Murphy. “He won’t even take an aspirin for a headache.”
‘No problem,’ replies the doctor. ‘Drop it into his coffee,he won’t even taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on.’
A week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how things went.
‘Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor.’
What happened?’ asks the doctor.
‘Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make wild passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible!
‘What was terrible?’ said the doctor, ‘Was the sex not good?’
‘Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I’ve had in 25 years… but I’ll never be able to show my face in McDonald’s again!’
2006-08-19 10:34:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
“This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London.
We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.”
“If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.
“If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.”
“If you look down towards the Atlantic Ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you. That’s me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message.”
2006-08-19 10:38:00 · update #1
LOL. LOL. Great jokes. LOL. 10 & 10.
2006-08-19 14:26:59 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one was hilarious but the second scared the hell out of me. I am taking a plane for the first time in my 29 years of life on the 29th and that just scared me. Really funny but really scary.Well atleast I am not going to be flying over the atlantic. Just the Gulf on Mexico.
2006-08-19 10:42:49 · answer #2 · answered by lvb524 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-19 10:41:00 · answer #3 · answered by el 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one funny the second funny but messed up LMAO :)
2006-08-19 10:40:50 · answer #4 · answered by kandigyrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like the 2nd the best
2006-08-19 10:42:00 · answer #5 · answered by Simply Me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tks for making my day!
2006-08-19 10:42:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao the first one was great
2006-08-19 10:40:26 · answer #7 · answered by Kayla born 8/18/09 <3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-19 10:40:37 · answer #8 · answered by Lucy Lu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that airplane one was friggin fantastic.
2006-08-19 10:39:56 · answer #9 · answered by jillybean2213 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the McDonald's one was hilarious!!!!
2006-08-19 12:07:07 · answer #10 · answered by the ocho 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋