Well, many have, because business is good, praise God! Chuh Ching!
"Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered." ~ Victor J. Stenger
"Businesses may come and go, but religion will last forever, for in no other endeavor does the consumer blame himself for product failure." ~ Harvard Lampoon, "Doon" (paraphrase)
2006-08-19 09:14:14 · 10 answers · asked by 自由思想家 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Saved from what? How will blood save you from anything but dehydration in a dry place? I think it is horrible exploiting gullible people by telling them their money will get them eternal peace. It is like conning mentally retarded people, or stealing from the blind. I would love to get into the business. People give you their money, and all you have to do is tell them something. You scare them into joining. No one will ever be able to tell you it was a lie, as you must be dead to find out. This is why religion is so diverse, as you can promise anything. And best of all, people convince themselves, and others that you are correct, and that they need to give you money.
2006-08-19 09:25:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Being a Christian is not a business. Jesus paid the price for all of us. I am one of the ones who have accepted him as my personal savior.
2006-08-19 16:22:00 · answer #2 · answered by FL Girl 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I haven't been saved lately, but I do have my bank card in my hand -- just in case!
2006-08-19 16:20:45 · answer #3 · answered by SB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't use the Lampoon as a bible. Sorry.
2006-08-19 16:25:00 · answer #4 · answered by stullerrl 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Same tired old quotes, same old BS. Who cares?
2006-08-19 16:23:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
noo but the *** of christ is a life saver
2006-08-19 16:21:11 · answer #6 · answered by the holy divine one 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OH GOD! go to church and preach
2006-08-19 16:21:36 · answer #7 · answered by supervfive 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From Mencia........de-de-DEE.
2006-08-19 16:20:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
everybody has. at least that's what i'm gonna think, anyways.
2006-08-19 16:22:32 · answer #9 · answered by Tommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha.
where do you people come up with this s*it?
2006-08-19 16:20:06 · answer #10 · answered by mistressmorro 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋