2006-08-19 09:10:51 · 27 answers · asked by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus was walking through Heaven one day when He spied many people that probably didn't quite live as good a life as they should. He wondered how they got there and questioned St. Peter about his falling down on the job as gatekeeper. St. Peter says "Lord it's not my fault, I send them away but they go around back and your Mother sneaks them in."
Peace Be With You,
Debra
2006-08-19 09:12:57 · update #1
This is sort of a simple way we feel about Mary.
2006-08-19 09:16:48 · update #2
Criticism no, I am Catholic.
2006-08-19 09:18:00 · update #3
No sorry no dirty Catholic jokes, they all went to confession.
2006-08-19 09:19:53 · update #4
Report me I don't care. I just want to make people smile, hopefully feel better and spread light and love. Points don't matter.
2006-08-19 09:24:00 · update #5
But only through Mary and Her obediance to God's will did we receive Christ. And does not a mother have some influence over her child especially her son?
2006-08-19 09:25:56 · update #6
I am sorry if you did not like it but this joke was told to me by my Priest. I guess we have different a sense of humor.
2006-08-19 09:48:51 · update #7
Cute joke. Thanks.
2006-08-19 09:15:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
Well let me help you dear. To begin with i am not a Catholic but I am a muslim. And we muslims grade all Prophets and Mary at a very high place. They all are so respect worthy that we do not crack jokes about them, may that be clean or unclean. They are beings of very high stature and we must regard them so. So to be very frank i did not like the joke. You call it clean, I call it a disrepectful way of thinking and talking about a prophet. Irrespective of the religion and divergent views we have about eachothers religion, lets respect the prophets. God says "Dont call their (infidels) false gods with bad names else they might call your True God with bad names." Imagine this is about infidels and how about our own Prophets. In short we must repect all Prophets and Jesus is a very dear Prophet of God.
2006-08-19 16:46:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke...
To bad there is only one advocate....
"There is one God and only one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus."-1 Timothy 2:5, the Bible
Mary is just a human like everyone else... how in any way can she save you?
Only through Christ blood are we saved, He died, He recieved the glory.... not Mary
I don't care what the Church says, if a teaching is contradictory to the word of God, then it is not of God, but of men.
God bless you and yours
2006-08-19 16:24:36 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Agappae 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funnier than the one about the priest and the little boy.
Tammi Dee
2006-08-19 16:20:05 · answer #4 · answered by tammidee10 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and when you get to heaven .. i can see it now Debra .. Mary will have time off because you would be sneaking them in lol
2006-08-19 16:23:53 · answer #5 · answered by Peace 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cool,..but whatever you think ,the Bible says the only mediator between God and humans is only Jesus not Mary.
2006-08-19 16:18:31 · answer #6 · answered by I-C-U 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got any dirty Catholic jokes?
2006-08-19 16:18:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a clean Catholic joke:
How many Catholics does it take to fill up Hell?
Still counting...
2006-08-19 16:16:49 · answer #8 · answered by bcempqrsv 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I suddenly feel stupid.
I don't get it: Is this some burning criticism on Catholicisms respect for the Virgin Mary?
2006-08-19 16:17:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
That is a great joke. I was raised Catholic, but am now an agnostic.
2006-08-19 16:16:33 · answer #10 · answered by doggiebike 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I liked it, very cute. I grew up Catholic, so I can "relate" wink.
2006-08-19 18:30:24 · answer #11 · answered by Dolores G. Llamas 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋