Has there ever been a MLM scheme more successful then Christianity and Islam?

Question

Christianity is essentially a criminal business enterprise... in fact, it is the world's longest running and most successful Multi-Level Marketing (MLM) scam. The product they are selling is the illusion of 'salvation'... and the 'pay plan' doesn't kick in until after you're dead. Meanwhile the victims (having been deceived into believing that it is their God-given duty) are out there busily recruiting MORE victims. What a racket! FORTUNATELY, it only works on those who are gullible enough, and sufficiently lacking in critical thinking skills, to fall for it. UNfortunately, THAT accounts for about 75% of the population of the USA. (There are a lot more people who DON'T know how to think properly than there are people who DO know how to think properly.) That is why there are a lot more religious people in the USA than there are 'Free-thinkers'... including Atheists. Also, Christians are generally too dense to realize that proselytizing (spreading the 'good news') is a key element of the Christian MLM MARKETING PLAN, which was instituted after Christianity lost the political power that had previously allowed them to simply torture and kill anybody who did not comply. Now, they obliviously try to just pester and annoy people to death, through persistent obnoxiousness. If you stop to think about it, you will realize that Christians are very much like the Borg, on Star Trek Next Generation: "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile." I would not be surprised to learn that thoughts of Christianity provided the 'creative spark' for the Borg concept.

Interestingly, statistics on supernatural beliefs count the USA on a par with backward, developing Third World nations, rather than among modern, advanced industrial powers.

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"Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered." ~ Victor J. Stenger

"Businesses may come and go, but religion will last forever, for in no other endeavor does the consumer blame himself for product failure." ~ Harvard Lampoon, "Doon" (paraphrase)

Answer 1

And people say that only Christians are mean on here!

I WANT A RECOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!

Peace!

Answer 2

the great impression all started with the Jews spreading very a lot around the middle east and dominating different religions interior the section replacing because it went to brings others into the fold it became then taken into one in each and every of those christianity 100ish years after the inability of existence of jesus and brought because the pro faith of rome who spread it to the corners of the prevalent international slaughtering all who opposed it after the autumn of rome christianity nevertheless held its ability over europe and the middle east the position its chop up into islam and christianity each and every of the even as destroying or oppressing all different faiths that they encountered after dominance became regularly occurring they grew to develop into on one yet another for this reason the priority interior the middle east

Answer 3

Well, at least you have a great cite the Harvard Lampoon. Otherwise I would have taken you seriously and harangued you about your rant! Beam me up Scotty, there is no intelligent life here!

Answer 4

Amway

Answer 5

As I always say, I plan to start a religion, because they are the biggest money schemes going.

Answer 6

Wonderful!

The quotes at the end are so true.

Answer 7

Rock on Mister!! I don't know how to say your name, but I like your thinking!!

Answer 8

This should encompass ALL theistic religions.

Answer 9

Well, according to the results Christianity and Muslim shows . . . no. (I agree with you btw!)

Answer 10

Yeah, evolution!! Biggest scam there ever was.