2006-08-19 09:04:03 · 4 answers · asked by scott wvu 1 in Business & Finance ➔ Credit
Well, it's either Grandma or the guys with the crooked noses.
2006-08-19 09:09:41 · answer #1 · answered by rainbeauclown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-27 23:05:48 · answer #2 · answered by Lorene 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless you have a few thousand laying around that you can put into a CD with a bank or an account that you can sign over to the bank, probably nothing. (money is collateral for the loan).
If you go to a finance company like Household or something like that, they will charge you exhorbitant interest fees.
2006-08-19 10:14:01 · answer #3 · answered by Big Bear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You guys hear the one about the frog that hops into a bank, jumps up on the counter and says to the teller,
"I want a loan."
The teller says, "You'll have to see the loan officer. Her office is down the hall and the name on the door is 'Patricia Wack.' Go see her.
So the frog hops off the counter, and down the hall to Mrs. Wack's office. He jumps up on her desk and says, "I want a loan."
Mrs. Wack is puzzled, so she gives the standard line, "We must have something to secure the loan, some collateral."
The frog pulls out a ceramic lion, puts it on her desk and repeats that he wants a loan.
So Patricia picks up the ceramic lion, goes in to the bank president's office, puts the ceramic lion on his desk, and tells him, "I have this frog in my office who says he wants a loan, and this is what he has to secure it. I don't even know what this thing is."
The bank president looks at the ceramic lion, looks at Mrs. Wack, looks back at the ceramic lion, and says: "It's a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan."
2006-08-19 09:10:25 · answer #4 · answered by newt_peabody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋