Sorry Ret. I had to borrow your style just this once :)
2006-08-19 08:46:17 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I THINK YOU ARE A MORON TO MAKE FUN OF MOTHER MARY
GO AND GET A LIFE OR WAKE UP BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND ASK FOR FORGIVENESS FROM GOD
2006-08-20 08:40:17 · answer #1 · answered by Avatar 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First of all... Sniff it, Lick it, and touch it to make sure its authentic. Once its verified by you and your friends that its a real butt stain from heaven, sell it on ebay for a hefty price so you can afford to get new underwear and better toilet paper so you can wipe more efficiently to remove the stains. You never know when the devil might show up on your poop streaks. Quit while you're ahead with the Virgin Marry.
2006-08-19 15:56:02 · answer #2 · answered by gillamacs 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wrap them in saran wrap and sell them on E-bay to the highest bidder. Then take a paid interview from Dateline or Good Morning America like everyone else does. After that, get yourself some new shorts and toilet paper!
2006-08-19 15:52:33 · answer #3 · answered by Hollynfaith 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Call the AP... I am sure they will cover the story as long as there actually is fudgemarks in the undies, doesn't matter if they look like VM. Ah heck, the AP is so stupid you could probably even charge them up front for exclusivity.
2006-08-19 15:52:52 · answer #4 · answered by wizardslizards 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Kiss the image
2006-08-19 15:52:15 · answer #5 · answered by Geneddly 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
YOU LIKE YOUR FRIEND RET ARE IDIOTS AND YOU ARE NOT A VERY SMART PERSON HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOMEONE MAKE FUN OF YOUR MOTHER ALTHOUGH I AM NOT CATHOLIC I WOULD NOT DISRESPECT ANOTHER ESPECIALLY THE MOTHER OF OUR DEAR LORD AND SAVIOR I SURE WOULD NOT WANT TO BE BESIDE YOU COME JUDGEMENT DAY
2006-08-19 15:55:05 · answer #6 · answered by jkpoet2@sbcglobal.net 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You should stop being lame and mocking someone else's faith in public. I don't care if you disagree with it - this is just rude. Besides, "fudge marks"? I can't wait for school to start.
2006-08-19 15:51:56 · answer #7 · answered by Church Music Girl 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋
take a picture of it, print it out and tape it to a telephone pole on the south side of the US/Mexico border... Once they all go back over to praise it and deem it a miricle.... LOCK THE GATES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-19 15:54:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sell it on ebay
2006-08-19 15:51:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Have the doctor up the dose of the medicine. If you aren't currently on any, get some!
2006-08-19 15:53:46 · answer #10 · answered by historybug 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋