Also, are there 72 virgins over the age of 18 available in the USA? I believe we are running low on resources in the virgin department.
2006-08-19 08:01:15 · 16 answers · asked by aaron g 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Maybe we should lobby congress for more funding for virgins! A politicians dream I would think. Chairman of the subcommittee would be none other than Ted Kennedy!!!!
2006-08-23 12:37:30 · answer #1 · answered by gorillaguth 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tens of thousands, but you would have to look somewhere else for virgins, because you ain't going to find very many in the USA over 18 and not even younger.
2006-08-19 08:12:33 · answer #2 · answered by Vagabond5879 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zero would be trapped into that.
As far as not having enough Virgins around we need to stop making young girls/women think the only way they can get a man or love is to have sex with them. Many young girls think the only way to get a man is too be nasty and vulgar, They see this all on TV.
2006-08-19 08:18:56 · answer #3 · answered by crash 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about Condi Rice? She would be perfect bait. . She looks like a virgin Spinster. I can't imagine she's ever had sex in her life. Can you imagine any guy wanting to lay her? Yeeeiiiiiikes they would need to be pretty desperate.
So Condi would be the perfect candidate, they owuld really go for her expensive Ferragamo designer boots. Pure Cruella de Ville.She looks like the type who might even have a whip by her bedside table, they would love that!. Ms Condi Whiplash.
2006-08-19 08:14:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Iraqi men like most american men and some women love Jenna Jameson. So If we just dressed a bunch of life sentance females like Jenna and sent them over there and promise give themm freedom if they can help catch 10 terrorist apeice. we would be good cause for there freedom we could dump them off on France
2006-08-25 15:02:24 · answer #5 · answered by puresoldier82 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what about getting them virgins out of afghanistan, most of the girls there are virgins until they get married. but they are so damn ugly, and they are probably dry too. For your information there are no 18 year old virgins in the U.S. most girls start at 15.
2006-08-25 04:18:42 · answer #6 · answered by Halal Pig Ok in Islam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
none..they believe in 72 mansions with 72 virgins in each one.
(and Helen Thomas isn't available this weekend).
2006-08-19 08:11:55 · answer #7 · answered by jim g 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Our GI's have been told to aim low.
That way when the towel-head gets to heaven he will be useless and a lot of virgins will laugh and not have to put up with him..
2006-08-24 14:15:42 · answer #8 · answered by Mr.Been there 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You didn't hear the news..
Apparently the Muslums are wrong. They do not meet 72 VIRGINS in heaven, they meet 72 VIRGINIANS. Our founding fathers get to kick their asses in heaven.
2006-08-25 12:16:11 · answer #9 · answered by ihatehippies 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Damn few.
The virgins would be surrounded by the Marines the terrorists would have to find their own.
2006-08-19 08:19:55 · answer #10 · answered by Kirk M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋