Once there was this guy from Glasgow who took a vacation to Aberdeen. While there, he met up with a prostitute. He got down & dirty with her. Afterwards, the prostitute said: "£100 pounds." The guy said: "No, here is £200." The prostitute responded: "You're so kind." Some days pass, and the guy met up with the same prostitute again and had sex again. The prostitute asked for £100, but the guy again says: "No, here's £200." The prostitute says: "You're so kind." More days pass, and the guy met up with the prostitute one last time to have sex. The prostitute says: "£100, please." The guy slaps her and hands her £200. The prostitute says: " you're so kind. Where are you from?" Guy says: "I'm from Glasgow." The prostitute says: "I am from there too." The guy says: "I know, your mum sent me to give you £600."
2006-08-19 07:48:20 · 7 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wooooooo-whoooooooooooooooooo
2006-08-19 16:19:40 · answer #1 · answered by LiN 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is nice i will give you a 10 as 10 being the best.
2006-08-19 15:10:10 · answer #2 · answered by LANCE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool! 4 out of 5
2006-08-19 14:57:26 · answer #3 · answered by PHIG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lolz..such people are to be punished..I mean u r a private detective ....so find him and give him a slap soon ...otherwise it's 100 star for ur joke..lol !
2006-08-19 17:41:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Made me chuckle but not comic gold.
2006-08-19 15:18:15 · answer #5 · answered by captaincoolbeard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny i like it
2006-08-19 14:57:00 · answer #6 · answered by bee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow!
2006-08-19 14:55:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋