How can i achieve world domination?

Answer 1

Dear Future LEADER:

Here's how you do it....Study hard, drink your milk, say your prays before bed and don't forget to take you Megalomaniac supplement pills from GNC every morning before school.

Make sure that the Death Ray is plugged in every night to keep the battery charged up...I hate it when it goes dead like that.

Also keep your SPECTRE membership dues paid up, otherwise James Bond always seem to crash the party.

Sincerely Your Friend
Kim Jong IL

Answer 2

Get a PhD from an Ivy League school.

Develop a knowledge-based technology which people can't live without.

Using your profits from that venture, develop the best R&D department money can buy. They'll come up with prototyes that you can't even imagine.

Spawn technology companies which utilize the tools and processes developed by this R&D department.

Sit back and let the money roll in. After you make your first fifty billion, start another R&D department devoted only to the development of technologies used to eradicate disease.

Give away all of the technologies developed from this effort. In fact, throw in a few billion to assist in the dissemination and production of these technologies.

By this time, you'll be in a position of power to be able to push the world in any direction you want.

Choose the right path.

Answer 3

Read all of the James Bond books, and note down where the villains went wrong, or watch all of the Pinky and the Brain shows and do the same, and then you can achieve world domination without any problems.

Answer 4

Believe it or not there is a way to get world domination but in a different way to the way you are thinking. All you have to do is invent a new clean power source. You could charge what you wanted and the world would bow down at your knees.

Answer 5

Well, Hitler talked incessantly about chocolate cake and proper dog training (german shepherds). Especially in the last days in his bunker. And he was a pretty big fan of world domination. So maybe a powerful belief in those two subjects might lead you down the path to world domination. If that is your thing.

Answer 6

You have to go school. Study hard. Become amused at the big issues of the world. Discover that your plan may be the best. At the point you will commit the soul of your life to your cause. No options, no restraints, just results. This is how you see it. You look in the mirror, you no longer see yourself. Instead you are bald white man, with one dropping eye, and carry a shaved kitty named Mr Bigglesworth. Of course your colleagues have created a "mini you" that will thus forth be called MINI ME. Haa hahhoohaah hha hoo hhaaa haa!

That is a start.

Answer 7

Hello Dazed,

First of all you need a side kick. It has to be someone slightly shorter than you and less intelligent. You also need a particular sort of Evil Laugh and a cat. errrrm and you need an underground palatial headquarters. There you are,i started you off. Oh and you need some dosh of course so you may have to rob a bank with the help of some boffin computer hacker.

Answer 8

Become the president of the USA, ignore the UN, threaten those you don't like with military action, pay off all the other countries to stop them saying anything against you. Invade/bomb a new country every couple of years just to show everyone you are serious.

If that doesn't work just start a burger chain or invent a brown fizzy drink...

Answer 9

A fifth column of some sort. Really, you'd need to start an underground movement so you'd have a large organization before you are discovered.

Answer 10

Tap into people's anger, find a scapegoat, start a war. Call anyone that disagrees with you unpatriotic. Look up examples: Hitler, Napoleon, and Bush.