Okay so in the village of little blue creatures, there is ONE supposed female! Do you think that she? is really female or a transvestite? Or do you think that she is some psycho-**** who bumped off all the other lady smurfs in the village to have all of that blue wadger to herself?
Stupid and immature answers only please.
2006-08-19 07:14:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Other - Education
**** was s l u t
What is wrong with that word?
2006-08-19 07:15:59 · update #1
Don't forget the little kiddy smurfs that came later. What I want to know is who was the smurf that smurfed Smurfette, and smurfed her up. Baby Smurf has to be hers since she was the only female smurf able to get pregnant from smurfing!
Clumsy Smurf? He never would have been able to penetrate smurfette without blowing his load.
Brainy Smurf? No. Smurfette would have never smurfed a dork like him.
Hefty Smurf? Not a chance. Steriods shriveled up his Smurf berries. No swimmers there.
Jokey Smurf? Nah, he would have blown the b.itch up.
Vanity Smurf? Come on now. He was totally q.ueer.
Greedy Smurf? Nope. He was into eating pie, just not Smurfette's pie.
Grouchy Smurf? He hates Smurfing!
Lazy Smurf? No. Too tired to smurf Smurfette.
GrandPa Smurf? Nope. Viagra didn't exist in the smurf village.
Handy Smurf? No. He had a girlfriend, a mermaid if I remember correctly. He was into tuna, not Blue Berry Tang.
Nosey Smurf could be a suspect. He was always a bit curious and may have just been curious enough to smurf Smurfette.
Poet Smurf? He was in a gay love triangle with Painter Smurf and Vanity Smurf. Total butt pirate.
Papa Smurf? Now we are getting somewhere. Papa Smurf had the things a single female would want. He had power, money, and influence, not to metion he was a magician and could cast spells to hake his ding dong bigger. When you factor in that Baby Smurf had some magic ability and was always being taken care of by Smurfette and Papa Smurf, the logical conclusion is that Papa Smurf, smurfed up Smurfette. Who's your Smurf, B.itch!
2006-08-19 07:52:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually there was another female smurf, but I think she she didn't go through puberty yet, so smurfetter was the only viable piece of booty in the smurf village. Since its a cartoon world, I'm sure theres gotta be the reverse situation somewhere. A village full of green female smurfs with one male(luckiest guy in the smurf universe) thats gettin all the action.
2006-08-19 07:22:11 · answer #2 · answered by captaincoolbeard 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah dude, you have it all wrong...Smurfette is the only SANE one in the village, everyone else is suffering from *delusions of manhood* and are actually drag kings.
Of course, I've always been one to think that if they did exist in our reality....they'd be asexual anyway, rather like highly evolved fungus. But hey, there I go over-thinking things!
Yeah, trust me, Smurfette is the only rational one there, everyone *else* is nuts....*especially* Papa Smurf.
2006-08-19 07:26:42 · answer #3 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She was the biggest smurfing s*ut. She killed all the other smurfetters so she could smurf all the other smurfs, including papa smurf.
Eww, little blue people having sex.
2006-08-19 07:23:59 · answer #4 · answered by cyn1c4l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's just their smurf village. It's the opposite of the old school Mormons...One wife, many husbands.
2006-08-19 07:20:49 · answer #5 · answered by skippybuttknuckle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She was created by Gargamel (?) to bring down the smurf village and wreak havoc....which she did (realistic). When she went from evil to good she went from black hair to golden...what does that mean?!? She totally had the hots for Handy but Papa Smurf had her all to himself.
2006-08-19 07:21:37 · answer #6 · answered by justme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im a smurfette how dare u!! im insulted!! i live in a pretty smurf village and other male smurfs feed custard creams to me and worship at my feet
2006-08-19 08:05:26 · answer #7 · answered by Smurfette Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shes a bukkake princess and all the other smurfs llike to tip there concrete all over her.
2006-08-19 12:59:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vanity Smurf was a big ol whore!!...lol It is odd she was the only girl?
2006-08-19 07:20:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
smurfette is the ultimate porn name. The only question is do they line up or take it on turns one night at a time?
2006-08-19 10:11:19 · answer #10 · answered by zoomer2001uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋