What is the funniest thing that happend to you ever?

Answer 1

lookig for my glasses they were on my face

Answer 2

Haha. Well, my most funniest moments are probably my most embarrassing, too...

Moment #1:
When I was in kindergarten (yeah, way back when), the class was going to go on a trip to the pumpkin patches in the spirit of Halloween. My mom came with me on the trip and so I sat next to her on the bus seat; I was on the aisle seat. On the seat across the aisle, this girl and her grandmother were sitting. Now, this girl was like the "queen" of the class and everyone wanted to be friends with her. Because I was the shy one, I was scared to talk to her and make friends, but I wanted to be her friend since she was supposed to be so cool and all (talk about peer pressure).

Yeah, well, the sad thing is that half-way through the bus ride, I started to feel sick, and it ended up that I threw-up suddenly, not only all over myself but some on the girl sitting across the aisle from me. The class laughed, I smelled all day through the trip, and the girl hated me for the rest of the school year. It was sad, but now that I think about it, it was funny, too since the girl wasn't too nice (to me anyway) and she deserved my throw-up. Haha, lolz.

Moment #2:
Forward to sixth grade. Short and simple version: We were in gym class and I "became a woman," and everyone could basically tell, and they weren't too nice about it.

The End.

Answer 3

When the internet first came to our college, my dean wanted to know about porn for fear of her kids finding it.
She asked me to show her some, I said I'd try.
Since she's new at the computer, I'm standing behind her telling her how to click and scroll.
Finally, I find something and we click on an image ... the image SLOWLY appears and it's this girl with really huge boobs.
We all say "oh my god!" and begin to giggle.

Suddenly the dean from another college walks in!
And my dean with speed unknown to any of us, clicks the image away! We were so startled and shocked and surprised we fell into gales of laughter -- and the poor other dean just didn't understand which made us laugh even more.

Answer 4

attend basic guitar class and every one came in with many type of guitar like violin and ukelele. etc and i was very worried because my guitar does not look like any of theirs. finally the teacher came and check all the guitar and mine is the only guitar. the others are not guitar. i got the last laugh.

Answer 5

once my elder brother kicked me off the bed and i did'nt even came to know that i was sleeping on the floor and the next morning my whole family was so tensed and they were finding me all over the house and i was sleeping under the bed

Answer 6

when I was about to spil out a secret and my friends covered my mouth to stop me and than I sneezed on there hands and mulcus even fell on there hand

Answer 7

one time we went to the science lab so by mistake i touch something so my science teacher and my friends said you will
die so i belived that and i keept crying, my eyes full of teeeeeeears at the end they told me i will not die .

Answer 8

when i fell off my friends bike wit her on the pegs and broke my nose, now that was funny. u should of seen it lolzzzzzzzzz.

Answer 9

i got smashed drunk one night, could barely stand and definately couldn't speak english, i passed out at my computer desk and woke up and had to **** SOOOOO BAD and i wasn't thinking and couldn't hold it it so i whipped it out and pissed all over my keyboard

Answer 10

fell in love with a joker

Answer 11

it was in my exams when they asked me what is a rainbow and i wrote it is when rain becomes a bow.ha!ha!ha!