if so do they tell god when you masturbate so that he can go ahead and kill a kitten?
2006-08-19 05:46:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh NO!
I am personally responsible for the death and carnage of millions of kittens.
Dang tattletale angels.
Ooops, does that one count?
2006-08-20 02:38:42 · answer #1 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, Angels exist and they help to guide and protect us according to God's Will. They don't have to tell God anything, He knows already. I have heard before that He knows your thoughts before you even think them. Kind of scary isn't it? However, I seriously doubt He would kill a kitten over something a person has done. What exactly does masturbating have to do with kittens anyway?
2006-08-19 12:53:16 · answer #2 · answered by shea_8705 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, angels exist. Yes, they inform god of your masturbation so he can kill kittens.
2006-08-19 12:52:56 · answer #3 · answered by Another Nickname 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes they exist and No they do not go around telling God what you have done. God already knows.
No, God does not kill a kitten when you do that. You separate yourself from God. You seek out your own pleasure instead of what is pleasing to God.
2006-08-19 12:51:22 · answer #4 · answered by waeyeaw 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe in the Word of the Lord (the Bible) and it lists several times when angels appeared, therefore, I believe that angels do exist. I believe God knows all and will judge us for our sins in the end.
2006-08-19 12:52:46 · answer #5 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course they exist. God would not kill a kitten if you masturbate. He is not stupid.
2006-08-19 12:51:19 · answer #6 · answered by theprez7 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
the mystery of angels has been part of most cultures in the world and has been part of the development of some folklore and theological beliefs. The belief in angels has been carried through ancient history and Judaic, Christian, and Islamic lore and has influenced each other's religious faith.
Angel researcher Terry Lynn Taylor believes that angels are of interest for everyone regardless of their religious belief, race, or nationality and that angels have been around long before any religion was formed. According to a 1988 Gallup poll, 50% of the U. S. people, age 18-49, believe in angels. The percent of believers in angels drops to 36% for individuals over 50 years old. The poll also reflected that 74% of teenagers believe in the existence of angels.
As children, many of us became aware of or began to believe in angels. Taylor has reported that many times children are aware of angels without parents or others imparting them with the knowledge of the possible existence of angels. Children find the presence of angels to be comforting and reassuring when facing childhood fears. This personal, satisfying belief in angels, tends to continue to guide and comfort the individual throughout her or his life and is believed to guide her or him from death into afterlife.
Many human encounters with angelic beings are accepted by the experiencer without any sense of its theological or philosophical meaning. Theological reasoning accepts the reality of angels, through faith, and provides the religious dogma to support this belief. Philosophical reasoning does not require the belief that angels exists, just the acceptance that it is possible for them to exist
2006-08-19 12:55:13 · answer #7 · answered by Sindebad 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's fuc_in' hilarious... Anyway, yes, angels exist. They don't have to tell God ****, he knows. And why would God kill a kitten? What am I missing, freak? (Takes one to know one.) HILARIOUS!!!
2006-08-19 12:53:19 · answer #8 · answered by Johnny P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes they do exist but ru nuts kill a kitten 4???? i think ur r out of ur senses.
2006-08-19 13:21:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course angels exist nd by da way god does not kill a kitten just cuz u sin if he did there wouldnt be ny kittenz , catz, or otherthingz left
2006-08-19 12:50:52 · answer #10 · answered by lizzy 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋