A sweet little boy surprized his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud.
He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee.
The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army men her grandson plays with in the bottom of her cup. Puzzled she asks, "Honey, why would three little green army men be in the bottom of my cup?
Her grandson replies, "You know grandma, it's like on the TV commercial, "The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!"
Did I make you smile?
SmileyCat : )
2006-08-19 04:40:45 · 12 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha! thats a cute one.... it should be made into a commercial!
2006-08-19 04:47:04 · answer #1 · answered by ellie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good.
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2006-08-19 16:56:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-08-19 05:47:03 · answer #3 · answered by mysonsablessing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To some it might be an old joke,but I had never heard it. Yes,it made me smile:)
2006-08-19 06:05:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. LOL. Have a great weekend and God Bless.
2006-08-19 07:36:56 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry smiley, but it's an old joke. Cute, but old.
2006-08-19 04:45:45 · answer #6 · answered by swarr2001 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
your shaggy dog tale jogged my memory of this one -- i assume this one is "clean" yet its as much as you susan develop into in sunday college and he or she never enjoyed to pay interest, so the boy next to her helped her out by waking her up while the nun develop into finding.. the nun asked the classification "who's the son of God?" the boy poked susan who screamed out "JESUS CHRIST!" the nun smiled and pronounced "solid job.. who's our lord?" the boy poked susan returned, who blurted "God!" the nun smiled returned and pronounced "you're on a roll susan.. what did mary to her husband after she had jesus?" the boy poked her yet yet returned, and he or she stood up and yelled "in case you STICK THAT ingredient IN ME ON greater TIME, unwell wreck IT OFF" oh and this one :) is the cleanest one i ought to think of of knock knock shipment shipment who? motor vehicle bypass beep beep
2016-12-11 11:30:56 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke to inspire children
2006-08-19 04:48:43 · answer #8 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. now that was cute.... nice one .. .
2006-08-19 05:28:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwww that, was so sweet!!
2006-08-19 05:54:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋