A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head
with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" the man asked.
The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on
it that I found in your pants pocket"
The man then said "When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name
of the horse I bet on"
The wife apologised and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the
head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
"Your horse phoned".
2006-08-19 04:27:22 · 35 answers · asked by Diezel 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yahoo Messanger ID = thami_diesel
2006-08-21 05:13:41 · update #1
10/10
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2006-08-19 16:55:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-08-19 05:38:11 · answer #2 · answered by AshleyRoxx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8
2006-08-19 05:35:04 · answer #3 · answered by babygurl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-08-19 04:47:41 · answer #4 · answered by flowerspirit2000 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8
2006-08-19 04:32:53 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5
2006-08-19 04:32:47 · answer #6 · answered by nothing 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
9
2006-08-19 05:27:52 · answer #7 · answered by LANCE 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
6 1/2
2006-08-19 04:46:00 · answer #8 · answered by ellie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rate that about an 8, with 10 being the best.
Thanks for the laugh.
2006-08-19 04:34:22 · answer #9 · answered by jincr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL 8/10 a bit lame but still funny.
2006-08-19 04:34:23 · answer #10 · answered by koichi_shun 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋