what is the naughtiest and cheekiest thing u ever did as a child?

Question

when i was little my sister had just been away with my aunt and came back with a cup with her pic on it, she was all amug and i was jealous, she left the cup on the banister and was jumping down the stairs all proud of herself, so my evil side got thbe better of me an i slowly nudged the cup forward and eventually pushed it off,l it smacked her on the head and bounced down the stairs she screamed i laughed

Answer 1

Well i was a teenager when this happened, but on the last day of school term before the summer holidays, my friend and i superglued absolutely everything we could find in our art class. We didn't like the teacher, so we thought this would be a great form of revenge on him (we didn't need to see him again as we were leaving that year). Paint pots, brushes, pens, paper and even chairs and tables were superglued down with this really powerful glue gun we had. We superglued the doors shut too, so that after a month's holidays it would be 100% stuck! He's probably still trying to prise the things off the floor........... lol

Answer 2

This cat had scratched the living tar out of me because I had reached (unknowingly) under the porch to get to my ball, and turns out her kittens were in there. I had no idea until then. So, me being the little deviant I used to be, sat outside nursing my wounds, waiting for the mamma cat to leave her nest. She eventually did when ma threw out the breakfast scraps for the dogs.

Wrong move for mamma cat. At that point, I grabbed my trusty Daisy BB gun and lit her behind up. She scrambled far off into the hog pen. That was not good enough for me though. Oh no.

After she was far gone and scared, I grabbed the nest of kittens, and put them in a milk crate, covered it with a piece of sackcloth and I put them on the back of the mail truck when the mailman came.

The mamma cat was out mewling all night looking for her babies. I know I was mean as the devil, but you should have seen my hand!! It was really messed up. I ended up having to have stitches.

Answer 3

First i ought to say, bravo Auntie... i think as even with the undeniable fact that I have examine your ideas because I frequently locate i'm unable to appreciate each third be conscious from the mouth... certain I have had some strip o grams in my existence, yet in no way have i got here across tattoos of my competitors glaring back from the sitting cheeks of my lover... Ted does have an I heart JjP tattoo, yet in view that we are married and it really is her we purely use a sharpie and characteristic exciting with it. as well he placed an I heart Courtney on a region that grows... i'd say that you shall have him tattoo a image of you and your mole on the middle of his chest, this would make it so as that those rival twins would ought to stare down at you or up at you reckoning on the servicing position. Mole wigs are brilliant made from spare human hair... develop out a community that matches, shave and glue... good success! Edit: Ted, thanks for bringing back large memories... i imagine that through the time he became making the turns you had led to my eyes to roll back into my head... i'm unable to substantiate that the twins had made their visual charm at this element in time... questioning about it auntie... you could get some tattoos on your cheeks, i'm particular Ted and Scoundrel would seem large, lets even squeeze MHB contained in the crack...

Answer 4

My Nana and grandad had this water in a bottle shaped as 'Mary' (as in the Virgin Mary) in a room upstairs.

They got it from Jerusalem or some where 'holy' - I can't quite remember the name of the place but loads of people go there every year to get this 'healing' and 'holy water'.

I was unaware of it's importance and so one day I was bored and poured it down the toilet.

My sister than explained to me that it was 'special' water before my Nana and grandad knew and I then proceeded to fill up the 'Mary' bottle with tap water.

They still don't know...

Answer 5

My father worked at home and was sleeping as a log every afternoon. One time I painted his nails with a cheap red color from my older sister, used her make up and took all his shoes under the bed away. Once already putting red lipstick, he woke up, tried to catch a shoe to get me, he could not but he saw his own hands. I was already on my way to my grandma, who smiled while I went laughing to her house and hided behind her long dress. Once my father was there, she had already a broom and told him " if you touch this girl, you will end up in the hospital "
My father turned away with his make up and all the family had been laughing till now. Just the first from a long list.

Answer 6

When I was 7 some friends and I climbed up on a freight train and we somehow ended up a few towns over. Needless to say our parents were not thrilled.

Answer 7

I rubbed dog poo in my friends hair...I used a lollypop stick to do it and i told her it would make her hair grow .I was only about 6 at the time,her mum was will pissed and I got told off. and another time we both drank water out of the toilet,ive no idea why.Im quite normal now.. i think?

Answer 8

when i was about 4 or 5, this lady called for my mom while she was in the bathroom. i told her my mom couldn't come to the phone and then proceeded to explain why in graphic detail. by the time my mom grabbed the phone from me, i was laughing so hard i could barely stand straight!

Answer 9

me and my brother always fought but one night i had been climbing up the stairs on the outside of the bannister, i was a little monkey! my brother tried but fell and smacked his head on the wall, i nearly wet myself laughing. he was knocked out rushed to hospital and he had actually fractured his skull. not really my fault but i have always thought if i hadn't being doing what i had been this wouldn't have happened. but at the time i thought, that's one to me, zero to you, loser!

Answer 10

jesus i dread to think.i was told outside a local church that i was the devils child..sickos.we used to climb in the kitchen window and steal twixes when my mum went shopping.we had a strict upbringing and werent allowed to go in the fridge etc.