2006-08-19 03:38:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The money in the collection plate.
2006-08-19 03:43:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Of course he had wet dreams! He was a man, and I'm sure as hell he wasn't a castrated one :) And therefore had the functions of a man. And there is nothing imperfect about being a functioning human being.
Jesus ate and drank and pissed and shitted and sweated and talked and laughed and bled and felt joy and anger and sexual attraction. And, he was able to look into the eyes of the man who was nailing his hands into a plank of wood, and instead of screaming and cursing him to hell, said "Father, forgive him, for he does not know what he's doing".
That is what it means to be fully human and fully God.
Who knows what he dreamt about. But he probably enjoyed it :)
2006-08-19 11:27:04 · answer #2 · answered by ravingsquirrel 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, there were fantasies of Mary Magdalen doing a pole dance in the first discotec Gentelmans Club of Jerusalem.
2006-08-19 11:04:16 · answer #3 · answered by C J 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Only He knows! If you get to heaven, you can ask Him?
Jesus Christ Is the Only Way To Heaven!
In The Holy Bible, “Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.” John 14:6. He meant “I am the only way to God the Father and to heaven”, “I am the only truth that you need to know.” and “I am the only spiritual life available to mankind.” In other words, “I am the only true and living God.”
All other so-called gods are false gods. They are not real. They do not exist. No other so-called god has the power to forgive, cleanse and remove all your sins from you to get you to heaven. They don't even claim to.
I pray you will believe this and accept the fact that you are a sinner needing to be saved from your sins (“For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;” Romans 3:23, The Holy Bible.) and accept the fact that the blood Jesus Christ shed for you at Calvary is the only way you can have your sins forgiven, cleansed and removed and is the only way you can get to heaven. I pray you will acknowledge that you are a sinner and ask Jesus Christ to forgive, cleanse and remove all you sins and accept Him into your heart/life to live for Him the rest of your life. (“But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:” John 1:12, in the Holy Bible.) That is what it means to be born again. (“Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.” John 3:3 in The Holy Bible.)
God loves you and it is not His will that you perish in hell.
(“The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.” II Peter 3:9 in The Holy bible.)
This is my prayer for you
2006-08-19 10:49:26 · answer #4 · answered by LARRY S 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
pick one of the 12
2006-08-19 10:46:45 · answer #5 · answered by Katy_Kat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be real. There is no way to answer that question. If you thought about it before you asked you would realize that. Come on now. Please try again.
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2006-08-19 10:44:04 · answer #6 · answered by Bacchus 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My guess is that he fantasized about riding that donkey into town.
2006-08-19 11:00:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
They were about you, He was sweating and worried about your soul.
2006-08-19 10:45:06 · answer #8 · answered by inteleyes 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋