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In this new religion, everyone gets into heaven. Want to know how, you just be you.

You are a treasure that was created.

You are magnificant.

Morality: If you mess up you still get into heaven, just cut out the cr8p, k.
Belief: Even if you don't believe what the new religion teaches, you still get into heaven.

What shall we call it?

2006-08-19 03:14:47 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

29 answers

What are it's tenets and who is the founder. And what is heaven like?LOL Thanks anyway though, I have this strange thought that we may find that in the end God is a lot more merciful and loving than many of us give Him credit for. We human parents do occasionally make threatens and admonitions to our children that we do not intend to follow through on don't we? Perhaps He is just trying to get us to behave.

2006-08-19 03:19:48 · answer #1 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 3 3

I don't know where you got the idea from, but you are either trying to be silly or you are really playing with fire.

You can't make up a new religion because there is only one true faith, that God is Lord of all Creation, who sent His Son Jesus Christ to be an atonement for our sins and by believing in Him and receiving the Holy Spirit into your life, then you will enter the Kingdom of God. Any Born-Again-Christian can tell you that. By playing around with false sects, pacts, religions, you are selling yourself to satanic devices which are very easy to fall into, if you're gullible enough.

Take it from me, the devil loves people like you, because you sound too easy to manipulate. Seek the truth through reading God's Word, The Holy Bible, and get some Christian counselling and true Christian contacts if you are really serious. But, otherwise your new religion will lead you straight to Hell, and an eternity without God in Heaven.

Don't be easily misled and read Proverbs Chapter 3 Verses 5&6 and then the well known John 3 v 16! You really can't be serious asking a question like that. Call on Christ and call yourself a Christian.....!

2006-08-19 03:38:12 · answer #2 · answered by patch 2 · 1 1

The false relgion that has nothing to do with God. God knows who goes to Heaven and who doesn't. And if we were in "Heaven" than dang! This must be the worst "Heaven" I've been on. Don't you remember that you already have many relgions including the FSM and of course jim-darwism. So remember you already know that Atheists and homosexuals can't go to Heaven because God even said so. So just call if Heaven is for everyone group.

2006-08-19 03:20:00 · answer #3 · answered by Da Great 1 6 · 1 2

Love it! Count me in!! I also agree with Debra M ~ and a lot of Christians already believe this ~ that in the end God is merciful to us all. We all go to Heaven and there is no Hell because of God's mercy and Jesus' sacrifice for us.

We should call it Mercyism.... or the Church of Cut-the-Crap.

2006-08-19 03:36:06 · answer #4 · answered by browneyedgirl 4 · 0 1

What do you call it? How about "False"? That seems like a good way to describe it.

John 12:48 He that rejecteth me, and receiveth not my words, hath one that judgeth him: the word that I have spoken, the same shall judge him in the last day.

1 Corinthians 6:9 ¶Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

2006-08-19 03:19:41 · answer #5 · answered by flyersbiblepreacher 4 · 2 1

Spaghetti Monsterism!

2006-08-19 03:42:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I have no idea what you are talking about. But tell me one good reason why do i want to join this new religion? It is so sacred and personal to me. Its only your assumption that everyone gets into heaven. Good joke!! Thanks.

2006-08-19 03:45:44 · answer #7 · answered by easyboy 4 · 1 0

Define what heaven would be.........And ONE religion for everyone would be kind of boring wouldn't it??? I personally like the diversity of thoughts and ideas. It's what makes the world go round.........

2006-08-19 03:19:51 · answer #8 · answered by carpediem 5 · 0 2

Man's way ---- Actually it sounds like some of the existing doctrines of some of the churches.

2006-08-19 03:20:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I don't know what we should call it.. never been good with names.

I will say though that is the type of heaven I'd like to be part of.

2006-08-19 03:27:14 · answer #10 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1 2

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