A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.
About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again. She checked the mailbox and once again, returned to her house empty handed.
She did this two more times before the man decided to ask her about it. "Why do you keep coming out to your mailbox every five minutes?" the man asked.
"Because," replied the blonde, "my computer keeps telling me that I've got mail!"
2006-08-19 03:08:15 · 13 answers · asked by Fatty McButterpants 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why do blondes have cars with sunroofs?
Extra leg room
2006-08-20 06:18:16 · answer #1 · answered by postypaul 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
LOL... hmmmm... and I bet thats the same blonde who stares at an Orange Juice carton cause it says "concentrate"
2006-08-19 10:51:42 · answer #2 · answered by rychendroll 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hm- a central post office at home LOL
2006-08-19 10:57:39 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It would be funny but....that's a really common blonde joke.
2006-08-19 11:06:08 · answer #4 · answered by SithGirl8 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. That' s a good one.
Have a good Saturday!
2006-08-19 11:33:18 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blondes are depicted as dumb, because others are jealous of their popularity. Please leave them alone.
( PS--No I am NOT blonde, I am totally bald - Yul Brynner style.)
2006-08-19 11:02:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I prefer the Blondies with green eyes, no matter what, babe.
2006-08-19 10:47:56 · answer #7 · answered by Alex 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was funny and it proves that blondes are really dumb
2006-08-19 10:27:35 · answer #8 · answered by I ♥ me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow
2006-08-19 10:56:58 · answer #9 · answered by Monroe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny !
2006-08-19 11:12:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋