2006-08-19 03:04:53 · 27 answers · asked by Hello Dave 6 in Dining Out ➔ United Kingdom ➔ Other - United Kingdom
...and the judge made me walk around LA in a sandwich board as a punishment.
2006-08-19 03:15:24 · update #1
larry david on 'curb your enthusiasm' got stealing forks and had to carry a sandwich board.....as punishment. you must be he.
2006-08-19 04:17:58 · answer #1 · answered by wally l 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, random but sounds fun :-)
Why forks? And how? Do you put them in your trouser pocket, coat pocket or handbag?
I steal pint glasses from Pubs. Not the normal ones. I go for the special ones specific to certain drinks like Budweiser - when the Budweiser glass arrived, for example, I added it to my now decent collection :-)
I find having a big coat with deep pockets helps loads :-)
2006-08-19 10:12:13 · answer #2 · answered by fojo81 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When they put your dipping sauce in a glass tub, and you have leftovers, you have to take the glass tub home as well or else you won't have any dipping sauce. If they didn't want you to take it, they would put the dipping sauce in a plastic disposable container.
If they didn't want you to take the silverware, they'd use platic forks and what not.
Just be sure to tip the Waiter extra, because they get in trouble when stuff is missing from their tables.
2006-08-19 10:10:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My wife kept un-screwing the top of a salt cellar every time the waiter ignored her, so that the next person would end up with all over there food. What a b##ch.I made sure i tightened it before we went, i liked the restaurant. lol.
2006-08-19 11:19:41 · answer #4 · answered by KW 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your a thief end of subject, and good thinking to the judge who punished you!
2006-08-19 13:49:17 · answer #5 · answered by Steve 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought forks are included in the price of the meal.
2006-08-19 10:08:44 · answer #6 · answered by Shot At Sight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AWWWWW Shame on you !!! lol I know this couple that was very wealthy & their home was filled with stuff from restaurants & it was a whole lot more than forks. Now I know one reason they were so wealthy !
2006-08-19 10:11:04 · answer #7 · answered by דְבוֹרָה Devorah 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My mate does that, also steal any nice glasses or ornaments. Harvester is the best, everything is screwed down.
2006-08-19 10:17:30 · answer #8 · answered by lonely as a cloud 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Give it a couple of weeks and then switch to knives.
It shouldn't take too long before you've got a nice set!
2006-08-19 10:10:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats OK, Spoons, forks, and Knives, and most importantly, Napcins, ARE OK to, as you say, 'Steel' Becouse its for YOU TO CHOSE HOW MAY YOU NEED, NOT how many is important for the table.
2006-08-19 10:10:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anna 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋