How can I drill into my children's heads that blonde = better?

Question

I can think of a few ways I can accomplish this aim:

- Favor any blonde-haired children I have over any non-blondes.
- Be proud to be seen in public with my trophy blonde children while being ashamed to be seen with any brunettes I may have (God forbid)
- If I have two daughters with different hair colors (one blonde, and one brunette or redhead), always compliment the blonde on her looks in front of her sister
- Always say in front of your children that you are grateful for marrying a blonde bombshell
- Point out to your kids who the best-looking children in their classes are.

Any other suggestions you may have for me?

Answer 1

Enforce a "blondes only" household rule. Children with anything less than dirty blonde hair will be required to dye it. Hehe...

Answer 2

You, "Evan" (aka "Mr. Cool" ) have brown hair (at least according to your choice in avatars) so chances are your going to have brown haired children because that's just the way life works. Unless, you and your "life partner" are able to adopt. Then your blonde children will learn that blondes are the best and have no respect for you being a brunette. Good luck in life.

And yes, you could always point out the best looking kids in their classes, that would be normal of you....that being a pedophile type of thing to do. Then , when your daughters are about 15-16 and have friends staying over, you can come back on Y!Answers and brag about pressuring(raping) a 16yr. old virgin girl into sex like you have in the past on other accounts that have been deleted.

Answer 3

Blondes are not better. Actually, I don't even think blondes are good looking. I think brunettes are always, no matter what, better looking. They are more exotic. Blondes are just plain. They don't stand out. I can't stand those fake blonde girls with fake blue eyes, and fake breasts, etc. Everyone tries to look like Barbie, and it's gross. All the girls today who are fake blondes, etc are usually stupid, anyway. They are those fake bitches who gossip about everyone and they are proud of being stupid. Paris Hilton is a good example.
Dark is better. Darker is dominant, and the dominant gene is always more powerful.

Answer 4

I think that many brunettes are better looking than alot of blondes. i hope thats not a real story, because if it is the brunette is going to want to kill herself

Answer 5

Why would you want to teach your children that "blonds" are better.
They are not . God made us all the same . trach your children that they can become better then they think they are by learning and working, No hair color is better then the rest.
Who taight you blondes were better?

Answer 6

If you are a parent, shame on you. If you are referring to a classroom of "children," you should be reassigned. As a brunette, I am offended. The fact that I am not chauvinistic nor socially boorish makes me better than you.

Answer 7

Inundate your child with pictures and stories of blondes who have grown up and became great people not because of brains, but being blonde. (don't forget to tell them the black roots come out in the wash!)

Answer 8

one of these days parents will instill the important things in a child's mind and set the foundation to think for themselves when it comes to vanity issues. Stop forcing your own thoughts and opinions and focus on history and facts. That can cause self-esteem issues when all they are learning is what looks good.. Beauty fades.....

Answer 9

Excuse me, You gave me a thumbs down with the reason that my avatar was too dark.. If your reffering to my skin, you can go to hell coz i am naturally tanned, and i am happy with myself unlike you , You insecure fuc.k head, Not all blondes look good.
Your not blonde yourself.
P.S shi.t face, You got a thumbs down for being a ******** wan.ker

Answer 10

Iam sure there are some illicit Nazi publishing's floating around some where you could get your grubby little hands on.