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It is my understanding that this would be a disaster. The Planet would probably move over in orbit a few degrees, depending on what part of the World had the most people. When this happens it would cause people to spin off the Planet because of the erratic
gravitation. After that the souls of the dead would rise slowly and get suspended in the gaseous cloud that was created in the Universe from the fart cloud. It would be like a long delay as the cloud dissipated, which in space could take eons. Please do not try to organize such a rebellious feat. Now as a weapon against an enemy, it would be OK to use the population of one country, to fart against the other and choke them into submission. That would be less harmful and may get rid of some of the demonic society's. Unless it was China doing the fartation. Then we would probably have the same scenario as the original and we would be out of orbit and suspended in gaseous odoriferous Nirvana for a long time, fueled by fish and soysauce. You make the choice.

2006-08-19 03:00:11 · answer #1 · answered by happylife22842 4 · 1 0

If the whole international farted at one, the gasoline from each and every of the farts will suffocate us all and we die! Plus, If there have been fires lit, the fires would get larger and burn us to flames!!! And the whole Earth would be a sparkling nothingness.! If that handed off it must be the tip OF the international!!. . . . . . .

2016-10-02 06:59:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Oh, that would be great, some loud some soft, some short some long. Some more smelly than others, some with no smell or no sound period. I think everyone would get a good laugh that day.

2006-08-19 03:53:40 · answer #3 · answered by duvaldiva.com 6 · 0 0

The energy releases would be equivinant to that of the the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombs August, 1945

2006-08-19 02:56:50 · answer #4 · answered by agedownunder 2 · 0 0

As long as no one lights a match at the same time we should be fine.Of course it might be difficult to breath for a couple of seconds.

2006-08-19 02:48:33 · answer #5 · answered by Snowey 4 · 0 0

It would be Krakatoa all over again, except for the overwhelming stench!

2006-08-19 02:51:38 · answer #6 · answered by Scabius Fretful 5 · 0 0

You get to work arranging that and we'll all see just what happens. (I think you might have just a little too much time on your hands)!

2006-08-19 02:49:24 · answer #7 · answered by EMAILSKIP 6 · 0 0

it would be the fart heard round the world

2006-08-19 02:47:50 · answer #8 · answered by billm_07456 4 · 0 0

Horrible question, but look out you and all the rest of us would be dead......or exploded to pieces

2006-08-19 02:48:36 · answer #9 · answered by apostle1938 4 · 0 0

We would be blown a little way out of our orbit

2006-08-19 02:48:16 · answer #10 · answered by iwritescarystories 1 · 0 0

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