One day while on patrol a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He
went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing
he noticed, besides the nice red sports car was how hot the driver was! Drop
dead Blonde the works. "I've pulled you over for speeding Mama.....could I see
your driver’s license...? "...Whats a License...?” replied the blonde. Instantly
giving away the fact that she was as a stump. It’s usually in your wallet...
Replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes the driver managed to
find it. Now may I see your registration!!! Asked the cop. Registration....whets
that...? Asked the Blonde. It’s usually in your glove compartment said the cop
impatiently after some more fumbling she found the registration. Ill be back in
a minute... the cop said and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the
dispatch to run a check on the woman’s license and registration. After a few
moments the dispatcher came back. Mum is this woman driving a red sports car.
Yes....Replied the officer. Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde? Asked the
dispatcher. Uh...Yes
Replied the cop. Hers what you do.....said the dispatcher. Give her stuff back
and drop your pants.
WHAT!!!?Icant do that. It’s ........inappropriate. Exclaimed
The cop. Trust me....Just does it. Said the dispatcher. So the Cop goes back
to the car gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as
the dispatcher said. The blonde looks down and sighs..... Ohm no......not
ANOTHER breathalyzer....
2006-08-19 02:17:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Poor taste, but somewhat funny.
I missed the part about the registration. See, I am a t work, and a blonde uses this computer too. I couldn't read under the white out.
2006-08-19 02:22:19 · answer #1 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I enjoyed it thoroughly thankyou lol ha
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it put a smile on my dial hahaha
2006-08-19 02:42:06 · answer #2 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i liked that one..i need to become a cop
2006-08-19 03:14:50 · answer #3 · answered by Michael D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
r v supposed 2 laugh..
2006-08-19 03:55:21 · answer #4 · answered by Justine H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard many times b4. But funny anyway. thnx.
2006-08-19 02:22:45 · answer #5 · answered by Smart_Dumb 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good one
2006-08-19 04:13:33 · answer #6 · answered by Tzaum 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i heard this one before, but still is really funny... haha
2006-08-19 02:25:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
it would have been better if you used spellcheck, so we could read it!
2006-08-19 08:05:11 · answer #8 · answered by iLoveDawnDawn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what... that's kinda funny... made me chuckle a little...
2006-08-19 02:32:28 · answer #9 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry, old joke
2006-08-19 02:45:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋