Call your boss and tell them that you have anal glaucoma, that you can't come in today. When they ask you what is this illness, tell them "I can't see my A** going into to work today.
2006-08-19 01:46:59 · 18 answers · asked by lady love 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What if they ask for a note..then you are screwed LOL
2006-08-19 01:50:18 · answer #1 · answered by poisonivy4913 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry your boss will say, I am a specialists in anal glaucoma, I have a my colonoscopy equipment ready for when you get into the office.
2006-08-19 08:54:32 · answer #2 · answered by radtadstar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont work on the weekends but I will try that on Mon, and on Tue when I dont have a job, it will be a great tue
Thanks for the info
2006-08-19 08:49:44 · answer #3 · answered by bkbarile 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!Ha!Ha1 That's hilarious
2 points
2006-08-19 10:50:57 · answer #4 · answered by hotty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no b/c i dont hav a job
im 14 so i should get 1
2006-08-19 08:51:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Would have but already at the office.
2006-08-19 08:49:20 · answer #6 · answered by Lucy Lu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that is so smart. I mean, it takes some smart people to actually use their brains.
2006-08-19 08:51:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did you not tell me this yesterday, i would not have come today for work. Thanks, i will skip office on Monday.
2006-08-19 08:55:52 · answer #8 · answered by easyboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ever see some one bring poop to work...
2006-08-19 08:55:16 · answer #9 · answered by Nina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy heinous anus, Batman!
That's a good one
2006-08-19 08:50:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋