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But for the life of me, I cannot see what he sees in you. I've looked, really, I have tried. But nothing. Zilch. No appeal whatsoever. An embarrassment, really. Painful to be around. You sure Jesus ain't just fukking with you?

2006-08-19 01:33:07 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Mel, sometimes observing the experiment changes it. This is a living example of Shroedinger's cat.

They've opened the box, and not only is the cat dead, but it has a habit of being fetid and slightly radioactive.

2006-08-19 02:38:31 · answer #1 · answered by guhralfromhell 4 · 1 2

You know what? Jesus loves everyone, even you with your pitiful reasoning on why or how he couldn't love anyone else but you. Get off your high chair of self-pride attitude and realize that you too are messed up and have fallen greatly even in the statements you just said. You maybe an embarrassement to me just for what you said - somebody out there who is hurting needs to hear that Jesus loves them, no matter what they have done wrong or who they might be. It really doesn't matter what kind of baggage we bring to God as long as we change when we leave his presence, leaving our baggages behind knowing full well that he loves us and wants the best for us even when things aren't going right.

2006-08-19 08:47:16 · answer #2 · answered by wonderwoman 3 · 1 2

Quite right. I blew him out some years ago when he ****** with my family. Now if and when he reappears I may just blow his ******* head off, and anybody who ever flames me again for saying so. At least he got crucified the right way up, unlike poor old St. Philip. **** God and **** anybody who tries to save my unsaveable soul. I've got enough bullets for them too.

PS Stop ****ing my ****ing swearwords, Yahoo, you ****ing ******ds.

Hail James, king of Questions, from Feud, Prince of, er .... whatever..

2006-08-19 18:33:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why do you have to act like Satan.

God, Jesus, doesn't see what you see, you see the outer being, as if you were looking into a mirror at yourself. GOD-Jesus looks right through us because they are blind in seeing what you see, they see the heart-soul, that belongs to THEM, God knows the heart....... I speak for all Christian, and goodness in heart, I am one on many of God's warriors in the spiritual battle.

2006-08-19 08:51:35 · answer #4 · answered by inteleyes 7 · 0 2

Haha. Awesome.

2006-08-19 08:40:32 · answer #5 · answered by Vanessa 1 · 1 0

If you think Jesus loves everyone, I'm pretty sure he doesn't. He would NEVER like people who deliberately work against God's commandments. If Jesus told you not to have premarital sex and you still did, do you think he would still love you? And that's just one example.

2006-08-19 08:49:10 · answer #6 · answered by The Analyst 2 · 1 2

Faith: Being able to swing over hell on a rotten grapevine, singing Amazing Grace, knowing you will land safely on the other side.

2006-08-19 09:20:18 · answer #7 · answered by PREACHER'S WIFE 5 · 0 1

You ask repulsive things and ridicule everything that God has done. He is a Wonderious and Mighty Spirtual and Loving
power. Without Him we would Not be here and You'd not be
where you are.

2006-08-19 08:44:55 · answer #8 · answered by msdudash@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0 2

I think the Goddess would agree with me that attempt at humor was lame at best! The embarrassment it would seem is All On You!

2006-08-19 08:49:20 · answer #9 · answered by trumain 5 · 1 2

See how self-centered you can be? You only see the good about yourself and the not-so-good about everyone else.

At the same time, they likely focus on your undesirable traits and their own good ones.

Guess that makes everyone even. Jesus can see our hearts so he has the whole picture......

2006-08-19 08:40:41 · answer #10 · answered by purplewings123 5 · 1 2

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