Once upon a time there was a magic mirror that could tell when you were lying.
If you were, ZAP! It would suck you in and you were gone forever.
One day, an old lady, a brunette, and a blonde happened by the mirror. The old
lady looked in it and said, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world."
ZAP! The mirror sucked her in and she was gone.
The brunette looked in and said, "I think I'm the most
Beautiful woman in the world." ZAP! The mirror sucked her in and she, too,
disappeared.
The blonde looked in and said, "I think. . ."
ZAP!
2006-08-19 01:22:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey! im blond and i find that um wats that word that means offecive...? nah jks thats funny
2006-08-19 01:33:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
That's a really cruel blonde joke. Why does everyone pick on us? You know what? This is the reason why I have a university education. It's because all my life it was assumed that I was dumb! Well, let me share with you the fact that I'm not cos I got really high marks even without porking the lecturers! Huh!
2006-08-19 08:31:18 · answer #2 · answered by cheeky_beth_62 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ZAP!..that's hilarious..zap! 10
2006-08-19 08:34:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh hell
can you help me please?
i am the Blondie that was sucked in by the mirror.
2006-08-19 08:57:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
blondes also take things to serious hahahaah but i loved it, most of them, i mean really, why listen to everything they hve to say anyway hahahaahha ZAP
2006-08-19 08:36:24 · answer #5 · answered by louise 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Blonde joke, that's fun!
2006-08-19 08:28:29 · answer #6 · answered by Jinky Winky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I've heard so many blonde jokes, I am a little desensitized.
2006-08-19 08:29:31 · answer #7 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats funny
2006-08-19 08:49:38 · answer #8 · answered by Kotoni 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch - funny
2006-08-19 08:36:12 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
hee hee
2006-08-19 08:27:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋