OK, I just created this original joke. I will send it to the TV.
Q:Why didn't the wild horse flip off the rider?
A: Because horses don't have middle fingers
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2006-08-19 01:20:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Huh?????????
I don't get U!
Sorry
2006-08-19 01:24:18 · answer #1 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
disgusting ....
here is the real joke :
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very
reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the
shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, is my guest. Maybe
You’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching
herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young
woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a
huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the
creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying
nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator
on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this
One isn't wearing any shoes either!"
2006-08-19 08:39:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Best Limmerick ever...
Ther once was a man from Nantucket,
whose c**k was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin,
if my ear were a c**t I would f**k it.
2006-08-19 11:08:59 · answer #3 · answered by Bigbaddad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ok but not a joke it's a riddle
2006-08-19 08:28:49 · answer #4 · answered by EL Big Ed 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol. Nerdy, but funny
2006-08-19 13:35:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sooo not funny.
2006-08-19 09:48:51 · answer #6 · answered by I ♥ Maximum Ride 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have a better one:
What has two legs and is constantly bleeding?
-Half a dog
(yours was good though)
2006-08-19 08:24:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
cool dude
2006-08-19 08:46:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is it really supposed to be funny??? How old are you?
2006-08-19 08:36:51 · answer #9 · answered by survivor 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good riddle, I like it!
2006-08-19 09:55:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha!!! i luv horses!! (im blond and dont get jokes)
2006-08-19 08:35:35 · answer #11 · answered by jenz 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋