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I would leave her well alone, i heard she'd been round the block a few times and was riddled with disease.

Go for Mabel, now that IS a real woman.

2006-08-19 01:08:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Is your name Creepy??
Go for it! do not even ask, she will understand before you even start thinking about it.
Do not surprise that the one with a dried up thing is you. What you do not use, is unnecessary. Get some Viagra or just chop it off....you will never miss what you never enjoyed.
Regarding a woman with 68, think about Sophia Loren, Jane Fonda, and other cinema beauties that are in their sixties.
If we are lucky, we all will become old, and sooner than we think. Having sex till the last breath is a human right, isn' it?

2006-08-19 00:44:39 · answer #2 · answered by Expat Froggy 3 · 0 0

You shouldn't ASK her, she will think bad of you then - men who ask for sex are not a women's dream actually. You should try to seduce her. Don't be afraid, be relaxed, talk to her gently, don't pay TOO MUCH attention on her ALL THE TIME, only from time to time, smile, be optimistic and do not worry too much. Think of it as of a little game or an experiment, ask her what she likes and talk to her about that.
Just never, never ask "Would you go to bed with me?" It's a great pick-up line for a woman who wants sex with any random guy, but a women can't be attracted to that (unless she's a prosttitue, and I guess that's not the case with this woman)

Good luck!

2006-08-19 00:50:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

it relatively is high-quality you're purely sixteen good now anyhow. yet whilst this keeps once you're older properly then you rather would desire to start disturbing. and you may't be a 40 12 months previous virgin when you consider which you ain't 40 yet ;]

2016-10-02 06:55:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

No save yourself for something a little better....how bout Gurtrude's granddaughter..... she should be 18 now ;-)

2006-08-19 00:39:23 · answer #5 · answered by moonlite1us 3 · 0 0

I wish you the best of luck. However I read somewhere that if you ask it in such a straight manner you are very likely to be turned down.

2006-08-19 00:42:53 · answer #6 · answered by possum 2 · 0 0

Do not wait any further. You are already 40 (Still Virgin), go get it. Best of luck!

2006-08-19 00:37:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes and best part is you know you will get a lovely cup of tea in the morning. thats a cert.

2006-08-19 00:39:18 · answer #8 · answered by punkvixen 5 · 0 0

Sounds hot, but you might have to peel away the scab that's formed since the last time she used it.

2006-08-19 00:40:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think U should stick to calling B I N G O and leave GRAND MA ALONE!

2006-08-19 00:40:00 · answer #10 · answered by want2flybye 5 · 0 0

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