Man I wish was retarded so I would be exepmt from hell?

Question

Am i crazy? Look at question iv'e asked!

Answer 1

You are :)

Answer 2

My boyfriends sister is retarded and she is going to heaven, but the point I want to make is that she is happy, funny, kind, loving, and would never make a comment like you did.
She is oblivious to the stupid people who stare at her, or laugh when she dances in the restaurant if she wants too, she is happy and free of all the things that "we" normal people worry about. Life for her is good.So don't wish for something like that, even though she's happy, she and her family missed out on a lot of the things that a family wishes for their daughter.

Answer 3

If you want to be exempt from hell, all you need to do is believe it does not exist.
Technically, it sorta does, but not the way most people think, hell operates on the laws of magnetism and perception.
All you need to do is try to create your idea of what heaven would be and live it and create it here on earth and you'll be just fine. Don't forget to respect other people though, it's important.

Answer 4

I repeat, you really have some issues. You are the type of person who drives people away from Christians. You give Christians a bad name. I guess if you can't thump them hard enough with a bible, then you'll just make some stupid remarks to piss them off.

Answer 5

Or you could kill yourself before you reach the age of reckoning.....nope probably easiest to just stop believing in hell.

Answer 6

Too late, you're not an innocent little boy anymore.

Answer 7

What a terrible statement.

Answer 8

u are exempted. congrates.....