Big John's Sermon
The Pope was finishing his sermon.
He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini" - (which means Blessed be
Mankind).
A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day.
They complained that the pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind.
The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tuti Homini,
et Tuti Femini" - (which means Blessed be Mankind and Womankind).
The next day, a gay-rights group approached the Pope.
They said that they noticed that he blessed mankind and womankind, and asked
if he could also bless gay people.
The Pope said, "Sure".
The next day, the Pope concluded his sermon with,
"Tuti Homeni, et Tuti Femini, et Tuti Fruiti."
2006-08-18 22:42:05 · 8 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ooouu! heeheeheeHAHA! LOL.
2006-08-19 02:59:55 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."
The cowgirl replies, "Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is in Australia, the other is in Dublin. When we all left our home in Arkansas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my sisters and one for myself."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowgirl becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, she comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When she comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."
The cowgirl looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in her eyes and she laughs.
"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," she explains, "It's just that my husband and I joined the Baptist Church .. and I had to quit drinking."
"Hasn't affected my sisters though
2006-08-25 01:40:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO haha cute clever and totally true haha â¥
2006-08-19 05:56:51 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-23 19:51:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG. that's funny.
2006-08-25 04:27:14 · answer #5 · answered by cool_ice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2006-08-25 01:58:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now THAT'S funny! lmao good one...
2006-08-19 05:59:41 · answer #7 · answered by Jaded 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
=D Lol! Cute!
2006-08-24 12:11:14 · answer #8 · answered by miracleMB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋