A little rabbit is running happily through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint.
The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come. Run with me through the forest! You'll feel so much better!"
The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing coke.
So the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this?
Think about your health. Come. Run with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!"
The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and coke, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up.
"Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come. Run with us through the beautiful forest and you'll feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and mauls the rabbit.
The giraffe and elephant watch in horror and look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help you."
The lion answers, "That little b$*#*#d! He makes me run around the forest like a $#*%$ idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"
2006-08-18 22:24:12 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Best joke yet this morning. still lol. I am sending this one to my friends.
2006-08-24 00:17:29 · answer #1 · answered by Boricua Born 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly I even have associates that began it and because then have had no motivation to get stable grades or exchange into in any respect effectual in life. I even have associates that smoke it and get o.ok.grades yet I even have yet to fulfill a brilliant student that smokes marijuana. In different words it actual has a capability on grades which skill it in all probability has a capability on so lots extra advantageous than you will assume. i've got not seen all people's well-being affected yet keep in mind i'm only 15 so i does not at this age.
2016-10-02 06:53:34 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now...that's just plain cold-blooded.........but funny, too....heeheeheeheehee
2006-08-18 23:04:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i've heard it but it still makes me smile :) ♥
2006-08-18 22:55:47 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahaha
2006-08-18 22:39:19 · answer #5 · answered by yummycookie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10* LOL
2006-08-18 22:37:23 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha... funny li'l wabbit... what's the question?
2006-08-18 22:35:03 · answer #7 · answered by anica 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!! That Was Funny!!!!
2006-08-19 05:50:40 · answer #8 · answered by XXSEXY66XX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-08-24 10:26:09 · answer #9 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
2006-08-19 03:04:41 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋