And, she will answer your prayers, keep you company and guide you.
Why would anyone reject the Easter Bunny as his God(dess)?
2006-08-18 21:20:48 · 18 answers · asked by Left the building 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Typo should read "The Easter Bunny loves you."
2006-08-18 21:23:54 · update #1
My Easter Bunny is a female. In the late 1950's, she came to me in a vision. When I saw her staring out at me from the glossy pages of that magazine, it was obvious she was a Goddess.
But, if you prefer guys, it's okay with me. And, the Easter Bunny.
2006-08-18 21:28:18 · update #2
To spindocc:
I would probably be more inclined to attend that kind of temple than one that requires people to eat flesh & drink blood.
2006-08-18 21:34:24 · update #3
To Mike:
The Easter Bunny created everything. If you don't share my beliefs, it's okay, the Easter Bunny still loves you even if you don't love her.
2006-08-18 21:37:28 · update #4
To Chrissy:
That is a picture of me. Thanks for the compliments. The Easter Bunny loves you.
2006-08-18 21:41:17 · update #5
I am not sure. But i like the Centrefold Bunny. Hope that does not mean i am a bunny.
2006-08-18 21:28:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The Easter Bunny is a benevolent creature that brings candy and hides eggs--certainly a valid metaphor for the path to enlightenment. Not only that, but a powerful fertility figure.
Really, I can't see why anyone wouldn't want to follow the Easter Bunny. And wow, I think you just gave me a great idea for something. Thanks.
2006-08-18 21:26:21 · answer #2 · answered by angk 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did the bunny create me? Did the bunny provide a sacrifice for sin and a reconcilliation to a just and perfect Father?
Did the bunny inspire men to write a book that contains 66 books written by 40 different authors over approximately 1,500 years that is 1/3 prophecy. And did the bunnies book stand up to the harshest of critics to be the best selling book of all time?
Did the bunny speak to men through the Word of God and protect the Jews and bring Israel back into existence?
Did the bunny..... oh, never mind.
Your question is foolishness. Surely, you have wit to do better.
2006-08-18 21:30:09 · answer #3 · answered by Mike A 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
No
Most fertility goddess at least have "sexy" sounding names or bodies ...easter bunny... doesn't cut it on either point
I do like chewing on the chocolate bunny ears, but not sure that counts as "worship".
Thanks for the points by the way
2006-08-18 21:31:27 · answer #4 · answered by charlie_2you 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't the tooth faerie have a problem with that?
*grin* this question fits my frame of mind at 1:25 am!
Way to make my brain wake up...heh..the Easter Bunny loves me? Cool!
2006-08-18 21:26:08 · answer #5 · answered by tydlywnks 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope that's really not your picture and you are just being silly with this question. You look a little scary and that question is insane. If that is you and this is valid, check yourself in before you kill someone. If this is a silly question and your actual picture, have someone take a candid shot of you and don't use a picture that looks like a mug shot. Honestly, are you trying to scare the young children who are only up late because it is the end of their summer vacation?
2006-08-18 21:28:59 · answer #6 · answered by chrissy757 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's ridiculous! How could anybody believe that a giant bunny brings them eggs and answers their prayers?
Anybody with reason and rational thought can see that the Invisible Pink Unicorn is the clear Creator. Give youself to Her and you will be saved.
2006-08-18 21:24:41 · answer #7 · answered by Another Nickname 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Any bunny that lays an egg certainly deserves to be worshiped....
I bless you in the name of the Santa, the bunny and the holy fairey
2006-08-18 21:30:24 · answer #8 · answered by yeeooow 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No... unfortunately I'm allergic to chocolate so it made it hard to worship... him
And I'm pretty sure the Easter Bunny is a him.
2006-08-18 21:24:22 · answer #9 · answered by Kitia_98 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now why would you want to bring back Astarte? The Babylonian fertility goddess from whom Easter was named after before Christians co-opted her holiday?
Does it have anything to do with her priestesses and temple prostitution?....I think I answered my own question....
2006-08-18 21:29:49 · answer #10 · answered by spindoccc 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋