I have a rare medical condition which means I produce crazy glue instead of semen. Is that a turn-off?

Question

I thought this went without saying, but a few responses seem to take me seriously - I AM joking guys!

Answer 1

start scrapbooking

Answer 2

Never mind if you turn people off, whats important here is that you have an untapped resource which in the right hands ( not my hands ) will make you a lot of money!

Just think off the lifestyle when the green starts to roll in!

Answer 3

Man Glued to Rhino Buttocks
1999 Urban Legend
A Vermont native found himself in a difficult position yesterday while touring the Eagle's Rock African Safari Zoo with a group of thespians from St. Petersburg, Russia. Ronald went to extremes to demonstrate the power of Crazy Glue, one of America's many marvels, to the Russians.

To prove the effectiveness of Crazy Glue, he rubbed several ounces of the adhesive onto the palms of his hands and jokingly placed them on the buttocks of a passing rhino.

The rhinoceros, a resident of the zoo for the thirteen years, was not initially startled, as it has been part of the petting exhibit since its arrival as a baby. However, once it became aware of being involuntarily stuck to Ronald, it began to panic and charge wildly about the petting area with Ronald as an unwitting passenger.

"Sally the Rhino hadn't been feeling well. She was constipated, and had just been given a laxative when the American played his juvenile prank, " said caretaker James Douglass.

During Sally's tirade, a shed wall was gored, two fences destroyed, and a number of small animals escaped. Three pygmy goats and one duck were stomped to death. During the stampede and subsequent capture, Sally began to feel the effects of the laxative, showering Ronald repeatedly with over 30 gallons of rhinoceros diarrhea.

A team of medics and zoo caretakers were needed to remove his hands from Sally's buttocks. "It was tricky. We had to calm her down while shielding our faces from the pelting rhino dung. I guess you could say that Ronald was in it up to his neck.

Once she was under control, three people with shovels were working to keep an air passage open for him. We were eventually able to tranquilize Sally and apply a solvent to remove his hands from her rear," said Douglass. "I don't think he'll be playing with Crazy Glue for awhile."

Meanwhile, the amused Russians were impressed with the power of the adhesive. "I'm going to buy some for my children, but of course they can't take it to the zoo," commented Vladimir Zolnikov, leader of the troupe.

Ronald did not die, nor was there any reproductive injury, so he can only qualify for a Darwin Award if you are persuaded by the fact that nobody would date a man who smelled of rhino dung.

Answer 4

that sounds like it could be fun. You could glue a girls insides all up and be like omg did i just glue in u? Itd be wicked funny, and seeing the look on her face when her vag is all stuck together would be priceless. I envy you. Oh and dont worry about the fact that u cant impregnate. Having kids is lame these days.

Answer 5

You seem to be a rare breed. Approach the "Guineas Book of World records". Let the whole world know it.

Answer 6

Your medical condition is in your other head. That's the problem here.

Answer 7

gives a whole new meaning to the words stuck on you

Answer 8

Your hand will be hurting. Remember American Pie?

Answer 9

I would strongly suggest you not put your Johnson in any knot-holes.

Answer 10

sell it. you can become a millionaire if you go full scale