a man's wife is having a baby. she's in labor. he desperately calls 911
man: "my wife's in labor, she's having a baby"
911 lady "is this her first child?"
man: "no, it's her husbant"
2006-08-18 19:24:49 · 21 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
took a little time to understand it but also took a little time to stop laughing
2006-08-18 22:40:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-08-19 02:32:32 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really coooool! Also, see this one...
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."
2006-08-19 03:31:41 · answer #3 · answered by Maddy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2006-08-19 02:29:06 · answer #4 · answered by faincut 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is why you always have a female around when a woman is 9 months pregnant
2006-08-19 05:27:56 · answer #5 · answered by Willow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmm... I somehow feel there's some truth there covered as a joke.
2006-08-19 02:29:23 · answer #6 · answered by Don Magias 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one.
2006-08-19 06:32:31 · answer #7 · answered by craita 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
typical man
2006-08-19 03:15:10 · answer #8 · answered by cage 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny
2006-08-19 02:29:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny...
2006-08-19 12:27:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋