Your cow quits the family dairy business and applies for a job at Burger King.
- She starts giving you Milk of Amnesia.
- Your cow joins the Hell's Angels because, hey, it already has a cool leather jacket.
- Your cow starts smoking its grass rather than eating it.
- Your cow spends half the day sitting in the Lotus Position chanting "MOO" backwards.
- Your cow insists that it can give you chocolate milk if you started feeding it Hershey bars.
- Your cow asks you to brand it again but only if you'll wear something sexy this time.
- Your cow purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells "Bullseye"!
2006-08-18 19:08:08 · 11 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i will have to look for these signs considering that i have like 50 cows outside
2006-08-18 19:17:13 · answer #1 · answered by RocKsTaR 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mad Cow ailment is a results of prions that were created even as cows were fed meat and different cattle (actually, waste elements). It will improve the opportunity of misfolded proteins, and impacts the mind and spinal cord. it truly is talked about as Mad Cow ailment because the cows acted like they were insane, actually. motives an analogous type of deterioration in people. click on the hyperlink less than to study more beneficial. warning signs: "it would want to commence out subtly with insomnia, melancholy, confusion, personality and behavioral transformations, and problems with reminiscence, coordination, and sight. because it progresses, the man right now develops dementia and involuntary, abnormal jerking moves talked about as myoclonus. " there is not any treatment for it. It feels like an user-friendly protein won't be able to do a lot, even if it would want to. It motives different proteins to be misfolded and such.
2016-11-05 03:46:44 · answer #2 · answered by sokin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol... I like this one the best
- Your cow spends half the day sitting in the Lotus Position chanting "MOO" backwards.
2006-08-18 19:25:49 · answer #3 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny - Funny
_ like this one: - Your cow purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells "Bullseye"!
2006-08-18 20:51:20 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My jersey is actually convinced that she can jump over the moon...
2006-08-18 21:50:35 · answer #5 · answered by David C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO haha nice ♥
2006-08-18 19:51:32 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lo l hahahahahahah hehehehehehehhohohohohohohoho
2006-08-18 19:15:14 · answer #7 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
2006-08-18 19:32:44 · answer #8 · answered by Mickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that's f***ing funny
2006-08-18 19:15:14 · answer #9 · answered by cage 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny!!! lmao
2006-08-18 21:04:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋