The door bell is rang. A neighbor is in the porch with a pen and piece of paper.
-Would you like to participate in a group sex? - he asks a man who opened the door.
-And who gonna be in that group?
-I have you, your wife and myself in the list.
-Hey, what are you saying, man! Certainly I'll not!
-OK. I'll cross you out, said the neighbor.
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Mary! I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?"
-"That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray."
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A barber is shaving a man. His cat follows his every move.
- I see you have an educated cat, says the customer.
- No. Not really. He's just waiting for an ear.
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A naked woman gets into a taxi. A cab driver looks at her stupefied.
- What's up. Haven't you ever seen a naked woman?
- No. I'm just wondering where you suppose to take the money from?
2006-08-18 19:01:31 · 17 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha... I like the first one the best
2006-08-18 19:16:53 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 and 5 a pair drove down a rustic highway for a number of miles, not asserting a be conscious. An before communicate had extra about a controversy and neither of them had to concede their position. As they handed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband requested paradoxically, "kin of yours?" "Yep," the spouse spoke back, "in-regulations."
2016-11-05 03:46:15 · answer #2 · answered by sokin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Jokes. Everyone of them. Except for the third one. That wasn't really funny.
2006-08-18 19:09:56 · answer #3 · answered by Ouchi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love em, especiallly 2 & 4
2006-08-18 21:11:24 · answer #4 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha 10/10 lol ♥
2006-08-18 19:20:14 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well man..awesum !! and the last one....how in the world?? hahaha .....10/10..lol!
2006-08-19 10:32:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rated-
#1- LOVE it!!.........****
#2- Cute!...............**
#3- Scary!.............***
#4- Gross!............*
My fave of the four- "Group sex salesman"
2006-08-18 19:10:12 · answer #7 · answered by Inquisitive 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. They're great! 10. to All.
2006-08-19 06:53:02 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny hahahahahah heheheheheheh
2006-08-18 19:12:18 · answer #9 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one was best.
2006-08-18 22:56:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋