2006-08-18 18:03:46 · 24 answers · asked by ron 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Can you straighten out your idiot followers PLEASE! They're making life crappy for the rest of us.
2006-08-18 18:09:26 · answer #1 · answered by George B 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Hi Jesus, can you speak english?
if yes why don't you and the other holy people come to earth now to solved the religions problems. You start everything but you left them people kill each other at the end
2006-08-19 01:12:44 · answer #2 · answered by NoBody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I probably wouldn't ask him anything. I don't know why I would want to. Maybe I would ask him the time if I needed to know or ask him if he's seen any good movies lately. But then again, I can't imagine meeting a mythological being in the first place, so I don't understand the point of your question.
2006-08-19 01:13:46 · answer #3 · answered by tomleah_06 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I adore You, most Sacred Heart of Jesus, and I love You. Please have mercy on us, come into our hearts and souls, and cast out all evil, convert us, heal us, and fill us with Your love so that one day we may be with You forever. Jesus, I trust in You. Amen.
2006-08-19 01:31:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymousmno 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where have you been all this time?
2006-08-19 01:10:34 · answer #5 · answered by therockitapomez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask him how he can Love somone like me so much that he died for me. then I would tell him Thank you and ask him to hold me.
2006-08-19 01:59:41 · answer #6 · answered by Proud Mommy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you please go with me to our friend Billy's house and give him a hug and let him know that you can deliver him from drugs and heal his hurts from his parents divorce?
2006-08-19 01:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by Makemeaspark 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jesus, can you please set all these fools straight, who are running around telling all kinds of lies about you and in your name, so we can finally have some peace on earth?
2006-08-19 01:10:49 · answer #8 · answered by Zelda Hunter 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Will you please raise your hand and make this world a peaceful one. No war. No Crime. So everybody can go to Heaven.
2006-08-19 01:11:03 · answer #9 · answered by shanghai68 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If given the choice, would you do it again?
2006-08-19 01:13:06 · answer #10 · answered by Pask 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can I best serve you?
2006-08-19 01:11:19 · answer #11 · answered by slsunfrog 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋